arcanerot

queerplatonic jayvik truther (fuck Christian Linke btw) | 21; any pronouns

[dogpuppy]

[minor-locrian]

in china, it's very common for people to order at restaurants in perfect mandarin, so the waitstaff are always too shocked to get anything done

[daftpatience]

and what if the character wasn't directly rejected but at every turn they were made to experience situations that made them feel completely irrefutably unwanted. what then

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[eveninginparis]

[sovietnam]

[worldofcity]

me if i was bioluminescent and confused: "whats glowing on..."

[ashstfu]

2026 !!!!!!!!!!!

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Saw a college student fretting about visiting Korea bc of the strict beauty standards there and how she's worried she'll attract attention because she has a "middle wide face." I'm saddened that the consumption of so much beauty content on social media has warped this poor young person as to make her develop this wild phrenological paranoia. I'm also very like "Jesse what are you fucking talking about"

[parkchanwoohoo]

There's a fork in the road in my brain and one side is "This person is a victim" and the other side is "Yes any tourist who visits who doesn't have facial symmetry gets speared to death by night militia and you should probably steer clear" and where I lean towards depends on how much sleep I had the night before

[autumnalfallingleaves]

I'm 100% convinced that none of the nonhuman members of Eva's found family actually realize how young Eva actually is-- we know she's thirteen-- pretty young but still a teenager-- but that isn't even one trilustralis, which is probably a more understandable unit of time to Orbonians.

I just imagine someone manages to figure out that one trilustralis = fifteen Earth years, then realizes Eva is thirteen = Eva is less than one trilustralis old, and then everyone proceeds to have a crisis about the literal baby of the family (she's canonically the youngest out of all of them lmao) facing down a bunch of dangerous crap as a baby.

[coyoteobsessed]

[havingapoemwithyou]

Oranges by Gary Soto

[segamascott]

[pansyfemme]

spotify fapped lol… sorry was that too insensative? i can be gentler from now on… would that make you happy? i want you to be happy..

[batavias]

I keep sending this pic to my sister as a reaction image because she loves the vibes. but it eats my data up when I'm out somewhere to send her the pic so now instead of sending the photo I just say "pear baby" in texts and she immediately goes "I love pear baby". we've replaced saying hello and goodbye with pear baby and I love pear baby

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more