What parties would be like in each Twisted Wonderland Dorm pt.2 | Headcannons
-warning(s): mentions of drinking, language
-A/N: would you believe me if I said I was too busy to write the other dorms until now? well that's a lie I was just lazy but here it is now so lets all just forget about it xoxo
Ok like Savannaclaw I feel like Scarabia would also have some really good parties
Yeah they have good music and everyone’s having fun
BUT JAMIL’S COOKING + KALIM GOING HARD ON THE DECORATIONS
The party will just be so ✨ immaculate ✨
Like LED lights, confetti, balloons, light up pool
Scarabia only knows how to throw parties of the year
Ugh I’d give anything to go to a Scarabia party
I feel like Jamil always says to keep the guest list to a minimum but leave it to Kalim to invite everyone in the damn school
Jamil would have a pretty high tolerance but I doubt he’d drink because he has to make sure Kalim is safe
The only thing I see going wrong at this party is if Kalim decides to have a bit of a drink
Which would result in him bouncing off the walls like he’s a toddler who just ate a whole box of sugar and his magic going haywire
Better get your umbrellas and stay away from him cause his unique magic is going to rain on everything around him
Hopefully, though, it would never come to this but Jamil probably has “measures” in place to fix everything
But who are we kidding, Jamil would never let Kalim drink LMAO
I've been waiting for this one *chuckles*
Now Pomfiore may not throw raves or ragers
But they do throw some fancy-ass Galas
Like imagine a literal fairytale come to life
Prince suits, renowned orchestras, fairy-lights, and tons of publicity since Vil is hosting
Vil puts Rook in charge of decoration while he takes care of the guest list and I just know Rook will always surpass expectations
Tons of rare meat and vegetable dishes ✔️
At the end of the night, Epel plans for a fantastic firework show outside the ballroom
It’s literally the most beautiful thing anyone has ever seen
It almost surpasses Vil’s beauty
Anyway, you do not want to wanna miss one of the best parties of the year
Y’all what do I even say about this one LMAO
They are literally the introverted gamers of the whole school there just ain’t NO way in hell they throwing a party
I bet the conversation of parties has happened at least once in chess club
Probably Idia telling Azul he’d never gone to one before
Azul being the “good” friend that he is, decided to throw a surprise party at the Ignihyde dorm later that Friday before Idia came back from club activities
Idia probably shit his pants when a loud “SURPRISE” came from every direction as Octavinelle students popped up randomly
*Cue Idia nervously shaking as Floyd shoves a drink into his hand and the party gets underway*
Little did he know it was going to get a lot worse
See our “good” friend Azul decided that Octavinelle wasn’t enough and decided to invite all of the other dorms too
of course not before charging them an entry fee (I mean how else are they supposed to pay for the damages that will most likely occur)
As you would expect, things got crazier and crazier as more people arrived which was giving Idia the most fucking stress he’d ever experienced
Idia.exe has stopped working
Like predicted, at the end of the night, the dorm was obviously trashed as hell and Idia was in the corner rocking himself, scared from the events that just occurred
Let’s just say Idia is NEVER going to trust Azul again
Diasomina parties are absolutely legendary
They’re extremely exclusive so no one other than Diasomnia dorm members and those who are invited by Malleus can get in
So when MC and Grimm got an invitation in the mail, Ace and Deuce were so jealous
Apparently, Idia and Ortho were also invited but due to Idia’s misfortune when it comes to parties, he definitely would not show up
Idk i get the vibe that they would be more tight-knit type parties like a big get together
Since Malleus is a prince and everything he probably have access to all sorts of entertainment that he can provide for the party
I can definitely see him accidentally booking the same celebrity Leona booked to perform at his party (Savannaclaw hatred of Diasomnia definitely increased)
In terms of how crazy these parties can get, I’d say the only ones getting wild are Lilia, Grimm, Yuu, and MAYBE Malleus if Lilia somehow got him to loosen up
Sebek would obviously be strictly against anyone drinking but that doesn’t stop Lilia from handing out drinks to everyone in close proximity
Meanwhile Silver tried to stay awake but the music somehow lulled his ass to sleep
Lilia would really be fine (since he’s pretty old and I bet has a high tolerance) but would pretend that he was affected just to get everyone to have fun
Probably is hammering away at an electric guitar on stage with whoever they got to perform
Malleus on the other hand…
Man I hope Diasomnia or Crowley has some good insurance cause I can just see him getting a bit too excited and lighting things on fire accidentally
At first, everyone thinks “oh pretty visual effects”
Until Yuu and Grimm realize that Malleus’ aimless fire breathing lit Silver on fire (who’s probably still asleep btw)
Luckily, they’re able to put him out and keep Malleus relatively calm for the rest of the night
And Sebek watched it all in utter horror because 1, he was worried for Malleus, and 2, because he would most likely be stuck with cleaning duty since he wouldn’t be trashed the next day.
