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You didn’t need him to pay for you, but who were you to turn down a free meal? Even though you still had literally no idea on what you should get. However, your skill of bullshitting your way to victory has yet to fail you, and so you base your choice off of Dirk’s. You of course change some details, such as turning down the lettuce and saying yes to the options Dirk refused, because it would be rather boring if you both had the same thing.
After paying for the food, you threw whatever remained in the tips jar. This of course was not out of the generosity of your heart(what a laughable idea), but instead out of your hatred for loose change and incomplete numbers. After satisfying that obsessive impulse, you take your food and walk over to Dirk. Hopefully this meal will not taste like shit.
You take a seat at one of the tables, taking out the neatly wrapped sandwich and opening it. You take a large bite out of the turkey sandwich and chew it slowly, glancing up at Caliborn momentarily. You swallow the bite and motion. "Are ya gonna sit?"
