Jolly Good old chap

Dependent Jake Harley

[oldmangun]

Dad,,,?

…Blimey, what is it with these kids? One calls me Grandpa and now you’re calling me Dad??

[glutin0usgymnast]

Sorry,,,you’re probably not my actual dad,,,just um Jake from another timeline? I don’t know how this works,,,

[oldmangun]

I don’t think I’m following you there, pal. What do you mean another timeline? I’m Jacob, though. It’s nice to meet you…?

[glutin0usgymnast]

Uhhh,,, time lines,,, they are very um,,,wibbly wobbly timey wimey,,,,stuff,,, anyway im your son from another universe,,, its weird,,,um im Tavros,,,

[oldmangun]

That sounds very complicated and confusing and I want no part of it.

It’s nice to meet you Tavvy! I hope we can become very good friends! I hope I was a good father to you. Kind of weird knowing that I actually procreated with someone, unless you’re a test tube baby too like Jade?

[oldmangun]

great grandpa?

WHAT?!

[oldmangun]

Dad,,,?

…Blimey, what is it with these kids? One calls me Grandpa and now you’re calling me Dad??

[glutin0usgymnast]

Sorry,,,you’re probably not my actual dad,,,just um Jake from another timeline? I don’t know how this works,,,

[oldmangun]

I don’t think I’m following you there, pal. What do you mean another timeline? I’m Jacob, though. It’s nice to meet you…?

[oldmangun]

Dad,,,?

…Blimey, what is it with these kids? One calls me Grandpa and now you’re calling me Dad??

[oldmangun]

>When you wake up you’re suddenly 18 again!!!

You only have the memories from your life up until that point so have fun!!

===> Jacob: Wake up!

You sit up, and look around your room. Hung over? Maybe. You don’t exactly remember last night. Which was par the course honestly. You rub your eyes and get out of bed, quickly getting- what the fuck are those clothes? You didn’t buy those stuffy button ups and slacks. Sorting through until you find a pair of shorts and a shirt that looked worn as Hell. Old. Why? You just got that outfit last week!

You get dressed and head out and damn near trip over Jade. You jump back, startled! What a peculiar child. You’re questioning where she came from, how she got here, but the girl looks just as confused as you are. Says she’s your granddaughter but… you’re literally 18. The fuck?

You don’t know if you like this.

[oldmangun]

//this guy got one too I’ll respond in a few works crazy rn

[yanderebro]

@oldmangun

[oldmangun]

[oldmangun]

You called?

@yanderebro

[yanderebro]

hahahahaha fuck

[oldmangun]

That sounds quite concerning, old chum.

[yanderebro]

On my way

[oldmangun]

Then I will see you soon! Be careful!

[oldmangun]

Hello hello all my new followers! It’s so nice to meet all of you.

[oldmangun]

You called?

@yanderebro

[yanderebro]

hahahahaha fuck

[oldmangun]

That sounds quite concerning, old chum.

[oldmangun]

You called?

@yanderebro