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[ illifregit; ]

❛ spoiled brat ? is that really what you think i am ?   good thing you’ll never have to see me again.    maybe it’s a good thing this came to an end. ❜

           ❝You said the exact same thing                last time. See how long it lasted?❞

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[ illifregit; ]

                nope, this isn’t over. 

❛ you can’t blame me for not sticking around.    you didn’t fucking make me happy. ❜

          ❝No. I wouldn't put you above my brother               and that pissed you off because you weren't               getting your way like a spoiled little brat.❞

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[ illifregit; ]

          ❛ my point is, you were my mistake. ❜

she grabs the ice pack from him & throws it before winding up & kicking him STRAIGHT in the balls. turning,  she stalks off. 

         ❛ why don’t you go call on that attached              to the hip lump you call a brother. sure              he’ll help y’in the long run. ❜

     And just like that, the pain was back and he was falling to his knees, holding his nuts once again.

        ❝At least.... he actually sticks around...❞

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[ illifregit; ]

❛ well, not like you ever wanted them anyways    so that solves your fucking problem. congrats. ❜

          ❝And your point is?❞

[illifregit-deactivated20150623]

oldtestament said: if you ever loved me you would do it.

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illifregit:

 ❛ if you ever loved me,            you wouldn’t be your brother’s                       babysitter & everything would be okay. ❜

          ❝Yeah well... good thing we don't need               a babysitter cause I can't have any kids               after what just happened anyways.❞

[oldtestament-blog]

[ she knows he probably deserved it but she will still help him. vanessa walks in carrying an ice bag before leaning down to give it to seth. ] 'alright, whad'ya do to piss her off?'

at least illifregit still loves me

     [ he just lays there, refusing to move. even though        the ache has finally started to dwindle down, the       memory of it was entirely too fresh. even with his       {ex} wife near, he stays where he is not moving ]

          ❝Don't...know...her...even.... call an ambulance... I think one is busted.❞

     [ yes. he's exaggerating. ]

[oldtestament-blog]

[ all 5'7" of the huntress is on a mission--a revenge mission. she stops and looks at him, eyes narrowed, teeth tugging her lower lip. ] "hey! this is for dean!" [ and then she hauls back, punts and kicks /his/ dingleberries and twig, and runs the fuck away. ] // (:* LOVE U.)

dangertohimself is a little bitch who lets sweetheartsnark defend him

     Something short was coming in fast and... angry. And he knew angry women far too well. Almost immediately he was ready to start to defend himself for whatever she was going to accuse him of doing, only that's not what this was about. There was no yelling or accusing. Instead the name Dean seemed to echo through his mind before he saw stars.

     No words came. The sound that did come sounded almost like a girl squeaking. His face twisted up in pain, the wind completely knocked from his chest. Both hands dropped to reach for his entirely too tender bits and pieces. His knees gave out from under him, dropping him to the ground hard.

     All he saw was the woman disappearing as he leaned forward, letting his head drop to the ground as the tears came more than willingly.

          ❝You win this one, Losechester.❞

[dangertohimselfarchivethesecond]

[ kicks in door, runs up and punches in balls before running away cackling like a kid ]

oldtestament is a douche B[

do you hear that, that is the sound of a little angry elf coming in hot. dean’sattention is quickly pulled toward the door with a crease of his brow. 

no, he was no expecting this. 

                              ❛ the hell i- ❜

                  THEN THERE WAS THE PUNCH

                          ❛ .  .  .  ❜  

( kjsdbvkjwb;qea )

if that’s even a thought.. his hands move to his prized packages as knees hit the ground. the man is groaning before he makes one feeble attempt to threaten. 

❛ ‘m… gonna shove you… back    to your… tree lovin’ elf… cookie land… gecko. ❜

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[ bitchy richie; ]

            ❝ I didn’t cheat. I never cheat. Accept your failure to best                  me for what it is & stop blaming external factors, Seth.  ❞

          ❝You do too cheat. And you're a shitty liar too.❞

[oldtestament-blog]

THEME CHANGE AND SO PLEASED WITH IT

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[ bitchy richie; ]

        ❝ No ——– Earn the round.                Beat me in a knife throw.   ❞

          ❝Why? So you can cheat again?❞

[oldtestament-blog]

                                                  ᴘʟᴇᴀsᴇ

                   ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ɢᴏɴɴᴀ ɢɪᴠᴇ ᴜᴘ?

                                     ᴡʜᴏ ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ?

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[oldtestament-blog]

     Throws back his shot before slamming the glass down.

          ❝You're buying next round, brother.❞

[oldtestament-blog]

alright so i deleted a majority of my drafts just cause its been awhile so if anyone would like to do things, hit me up or something. i need to get new things going again!