Oleander

fictives and real ppl not characters, closer to lvl 30 than 20

[fluff-e-boy]

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

[fluff-e-boy]

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in

[fluff-e-boy]

Bad salesman

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[koiagain]

i forgot Most people are not always in the state of cowering in the corner like a scared dog. y’all just be doing stuff

[stargazers-satellite]

my partner said something that kinda rocked my world

[hemipenal-system]

oh to be a sexy crime boss and feed an underling who failed me to my pet dragons in front of the hero in order to establish the fact that i’m a threat for story purposes

[fenmere]

oh to be your pet dragons who get the occasional wriggling, tasty snack

[fictive-culture]

fictive culture is ooooh human body DISGUST why so SQUISHY and LEAKY question

GROSS

Evolutionary mistake statement

[frinos-fan]

hades game // however long it takes

[smtorama]

Hitching a ride with your floaty bf

[misericordiia]

yes, thanks for checking in

[alteredpanel]

dead wife jokes banned in the house due to current events

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[chrishemsworht]

DRAGONS IN FILMS

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (2010) dir. Michael Apted The Hobbit: Desolation of Smaug (2013) dir. Peter Jackson Shrek (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jensen Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) dir. Mike Newell Mulan (1998) dir. Tony Bancroft, Barry Cook Eragon (2006) dir. Stefan Fangmeier Enchanted (2007) dir. Kevin Lima Sleeping Beauty (1985) dir. Clyde Geronimi Alice in Wonderland (2010) dir. Tim Burton Dragonheart (1996) dir. Rob Cohen Maleficent (2014) dir. Robert Stromber  How to Train Your Dragon (2010) dir. Chris Sanders, Dean Deblois 

[medievalthymes]



[fenmere]

Damsel (2024) dir. Juan Carlos Fresnadillo

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[imactuallyagiraffe]

normalize flopping. it's ok to flail baby. sexy even

[l0verseyes]

happy fathers day to the shade that stepped up

[zylphea]

Zagreus and baby Melinoë

[galacticsabc]

part two of Grace knitting on the Hail Mary. This time, he's crochet his besties.

[disabilityreminders]

There is a kind of grief that comes with constantly having to decide whether something is worth the energy it will cost you.

I think a lot of disabled people carry that grief quietly.

[the-haiku-bot]

I think a lot of

disabled people carry

that grief quietly.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.