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@the-haiku-bot
Spamendium Cosplay!!
Of course, inspired by The Stupendium. After looking, I'm fairly convinced they lack a Tumblr-
I'm sure a wrinkly, unevenly lit green screen's fine, right? Right. Surely.
I’m sure a wrinkly,
unevenly lit green screen’s
fine, right? Right. Surely.
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I NEED SOMETHING TO HAPPEN IVE SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE BORED OR MISERABLE PLEASE CAN SOMETHING HAPPEN
worst comment ever in the world Literally anything but that
worst comment ever
in the world Literally
anything but that
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Life hack: Imagine me even fatter when you masturbate to me!
Life hack: Imagine
me even fatter when you
masturbate to me!
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Jimmy is stuck in my monstera and he doesnt want me to free him
Jimmy is stuck in
my monstera and he doesnt
want me to free him
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everything is sort of weird and sad and i want to sleep next to you
everything is sort
of weird and sad and i want
to sleep next to you
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Established fact: a Night Fury never misses
Another established fact we see in action sometimes: Hiccup can dodge a blast from a Night Fury
Ergo;
Hiccup’s plan was to dodge. Stoick didn’t know that, but Hiccup did.
Hiccup’s plan was to dodge. His dad is dead because he didn’t know that.
Hiccup’s plan was to dodge. Stoick didn’t need to die, and Hiccup knows that.
Do you think, maybe, in a way, that Hiccup blames himself for his dad’s death beyond simply knowing his dad pushed him out of the way? Because his plan was to dodge, and maybe if Stoick knew that he was able to dodge Toothless’ blasts, he wouldn’t have done that. That if maybe he had told his dad before that he could dodge a blast from a Night Fury, then his dad would still be alive. Do you think Hiccup thinks that it’s his fault?
Hiccup’s plan was to
dodge. His dad is dead because
he didn’t know that.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
wildflowers thriving on the side of the road i see you i love you girls
wildflowers thriving on
the side of the road i see
you i love you girls
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hades having to descend from altitude 2 lean on his hot wife
hades having to
descend from altitude 2
lean on his hot wife
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sisko and worf trying really hard not to mention gowron's giant eyes
sisko and worf trying
really hard not to mention
gowron’s giant eyes
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"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" You are weak as Fuck boy
“I wouldn’t wish that
on my worst enemy” You
are weak as Fuck boy
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God forbid a girl wants to get kissed by a knight with the helmet ON.
God forbid a girl
wants to get kissed by a knight
with the helmet ON.
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I was cursed with a vision. now the rest of you have to see it too
Sonic 06 should have gone like this
I was cursed with a
vision. now the rest of you
have to see it too
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Thinking about denying a real people pleaser for a while till it's starting to drive them just a little crazy.
Tying them up and edging them for hours and hours and hours.
Then, finally, blessedly, telling them that they're allowed to cum, *but* it'd make me oh so happy if they chose not to. It's a choice, not a trick. No punishment, save for my disappointment.
What would you pick?
Tying them up and
edging them for hours and
hours and hours.
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language mama to their unwanted language child: you were an accent
language mama to
their unwanted language child:
you were an accent
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Ever wonder how terrible the 4 years to Erid must have been
Ever wonder how
terrible the 4 years to
Erid must have been
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anyone who likes my art i will literally kiss you on the mouth
anyone who likes
my art i will literally
kiss you on the mouth
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"beneath that outside layer, Rumi and Zoey are her guiding lights"
lil sketch i did for Mira's birthday 🔥
“beneath that outside
layer, Rumi and Zoey
are her guiding lights”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
