the-haiku-bot

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[3hkowalski]

Oh it’s the trio I missed so much

I love this old render by Glitch

[the-haiku-bot]

Oh it’s the trio

I missed so muchI love this

old render by Glitch

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[queer-as-city-folk]

I hate ebay, I just had to raise my max bid by 1 dollar because it thought I was outbid

The only other bid was when I had previously raised my max bid just to be safe

I outbid myself according to ebay...

[queer-as-city-folk]

Fuck you mean I was outbid????

I WAS THE ONLY BIDDER!!!

[notamobboss]

You didn't meet the reserve. That's the secret minimum price the seller set. So technically they outbid you.

[queer-as-city-folk]

That's fucking bullshit, the minimum price should be the minimum price

[the-haiku-bot]

That’s fucking bullshit,

the minimum price should be

the minimum price

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[talesfromtreatment]

Kinda funny story: we took our cat for a check-up back in 2024 and things went smoothly but when we got the documentation I think there was a slight miscommunication about when he was last weighed and how much he weighed.

He is... dust...

Congratulations on your 95 year old domestic short-air.

[the-haiku-bot]

Congratulations

on your 95 year old

domestic short-air.

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[shouty-y]

"There's an old legend that a silverwood once fell in love with a witch..."

[the-haiku-bot]

“There’s an old legend

that a silverwood once fell

in love with a witch…”

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[saltsoaaa]

[minilamma]

Idk what brand of SQQ this is BUT I LOVE THIS DESIGN

[the-haiku-bot]

Idk what brand

of SQQ this is BUT

I LOVE THIS DESIGN

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[agnessdei]

you want me to get a job? the thing that killed Jonathan Sims?

you want me to be unemployed? the thing that killed Eric Delano?

[the-haiku-bot]

you want me to be

unemployed? the thing that killed

Eric Delano?

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[labcorp]

why do you change url and pfp at same time why do you hate me

[the-haiku-bot]

why do you change url

and pfp at same time

why do you hate me

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[garaks-padded-bra]

When my dog begs for my food i only give her some if i know she'll hate it so she asks less. Anyway today i gave her a piece of banana and it invigorated her so much she bodily threw herself at me over and over until i gave her more. For every bite of that banana if i didnt break some off for her she'd slam her paws on the ground and wail. Idk man.

[garaks-padded-bra]

Shes sitting here like the peel is gonna somehow spawn more banana

[the-haiku-bot]

Shes sitting here like

the peel is gonna somehow

spawn more banana

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[lowkeywaffling]

not gonna make a pride month tweet.. you guys know how i feel about it

[the-haiku-bot]

not gonna make a

pride month tweet.. you guys know how

i feel about it

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[what-even-is-thiss]

I really don’t like when a book advertises itself as fantasy or scifi with maybe some romance on the side and then it turns out to just be a romance with some fantasy or scifi wallpaper. Fine if you wanna read that but I don’t. Stop having sex and kill the dragon already. This is false advertising.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I signed up for political intrigue and aliens but instead you’re just having therapy speak sex with a human man. Where’s the aliens???? Kill something!

[cuillere]

At least please fuck the dragon.

[what-even-is-thiss]

No. He needs to pay for his war crimes and doesn’t deserve any sex.

[the-haiku-bot]

No. He needs to pay

for his war crimes and doesn’t

deserve any sex.

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[skeletal-spire-man]

THE LIKE BUTTON IS GAY FOR PRIDE MONTH??????

Edit; you need to reblog the pride tags for it to work on reblogs

[the-haiku-bot]

Edit; you need to

reblog the pride tags for it

to work on reblogs

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[subaru-copilot]

happy pride month for those who are down on their knees begging for mercy

[the-haiku-bot]

happy pride month for

those who are down on their knees

begging for mercy

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[incorrect-star-allies]

Dedede: Thanks for paying the bill for dinner.

Meta Knight: But... I thought you did?

Dedede:

Meta Knight:

Dedede: Well, I guess we won’t be going to that place ever again.

[the-haiku-bot]

Dedede: Well, I guess

we won’t be going to that

place ever again.

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[silky-selkie]

I am a baby seal. I’m sleeping, so please don’t wake me up. But what…

[the-haiku-bot]

I am a baby

seal. I’m sleeping, so please don’t

wake me up. But what…

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[beardedmrbean]

[lilysqueaks]

Meanwhile in Germany: Any delay below 6 minutes will statistically counted as the train being on time.

[void-vale]

and the statistics are *still* abysmal despite that, lmao

[the-haiku-bot]

and the statistics

are *still* abysmal despite

that, lmao

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[tamago-cantdraw]

simon animatic || bloodymary

it’s based on his development living on erid

enjoy! i also have some details about the animatic too!

[the-haiku-bot]

enjoy! i also

have some details about the

animatic too!

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[glowing-beetle]

Every character can have Tourette’s if your mind is awesome enough

[the-haiku-bot]

Every character

can have Tourette’s if your mind

is awesome enough

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