the-haiku-bot

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[turtle-brownie]

felt my brain level up in colour theory while rendering this

[the-haiku-bot]

felt my brain level

up in colour theory

while rendering this

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[cryptic-forge]

venus flytrap girl ready to eat all the fruit flies in your kitchen.

she turned out very different from the initial idea [she was not meant to have clothes for example], but i'm very happy with the result.

[the-haiku-bot]

venus flytrap girl

ready to eat all the fruit

flies in your kitchen.

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[lunamilliesapphire]

Stalking my mutuals posts isn't enough. I need to live in their walls.

[the-haiku-bot]

Stalking my mutuals

posts isn’t enough. I need

to live in their walls.

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[are-they-a-faggot]

im.actuallt shaking how did i fuvk it up so bad but not at the same tjme ... i was just tryibg to make dr gregory house

i was uustbtrying to play tomodachi life and i fuck it all u

[the-haiku-bot]

i was uustbtrying to

play tomodachi life and

i fuck it all u

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[slightrusty]

first pride post of the month! Happy pride! need all the yuri in the world

recently rewatched shera and im still not okay... i need more of them

[the-haiku-bot]

first pride post of the

month! Happy pride! need all the

yuri in the world

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[deniedbywoll]

streets say kirky and davis back?? also what does dfa for tyler mean

[the-haiku-bot]

streets say kirky and

davis back?? also what does

dfa for tyler mean

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[teddybeartoss]

RBI DOUBLE AT FIRST AT BAT I LOVE YOU KIRKY

[the-haiku-bot]

RBI DOUBLE

AT FIRST AT BAT I LOVE YOU

KIRKY

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[02wrldz]

trey getting a walk or a quick out, it’s either go big or go home

[the-haiku-bot]

trey getting a walk

or a quick out, it’s either

go big or go home

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[stampiii-blog]

that's. that's my Roblox oc right there

you wouldn't like to know how many robux I had to spend for it

[the-haiku-bot]

you wouldn’t like to

know how many robux I

had to spend for it

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[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

Be the freaky hot trans person you wanna see in the world.

Exist in spite of your family, religion, and the government.

[the-haiku-bot]

Exist in spite of

your family, religion,

and the government.

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[why-v3rrn444]

THE NEW VERITY VIDEO IS FIRE I NEED PART 3 RIGHT NOW!!!!

[the-haiku-bot]

THE NEW VERITY

VIDEO IS FIRE I

NEED PART 3 RIGHT NOW!!!!

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[introvertnationclub]

REAL TALK: Introverts work better alone, and think deeper in silence.

[the-haiku-bot]

REAL TALK: Introverts

work better alone, and think

deeper in silence.

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[sreppub]

i miss my cardboard boxes

[crying-mascara]

my cat, completely uninterested in the toys I ordered for him

[the-haiku-bot]

my cat, completely

uninterested in the toys

I ordered for him

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[penandinkprincess]

very amused thinking that one of the things that makes shane such a threat on the ice is that the man is a fucking MACHINE when it comes to endurance. like it has the potential to be a glass cannon situation because he just does not register anything else when he is locked tf in, but man will go and go and go. truly the last man standing at the end of a brutal game still looking like he could go another shift. it is one of the things that has given him the reputation he has. the second he is in that arena, brain is Hockey. if it is not hockey, it is getting an out of office response until he is off the ice and actually checks back into himself.

which then also offers the extremely funny situation of him being used as (playful) threat on ottawa's team. get your shit together or we're doing Hollander Bag Skates (going until hollander gets tired, which probably means everyone else is. dead.), which always prompts a little despairing chorus of, "nooooooooooo!"

i just find it very sweet for there to be an inside joke that appreciates how fucking impressive shane is as an athlete that's also an affectionate thing that he can be teased about instead of it being something that just puts him up on a shelf where he's both admired but also maybe a little resented for it, too. it being a playful thing on the team means it's both a matter of respect/admiration but also a sense of "still one of us."

(just PLEASE don't make us try to match you, please spare our lives.)

[rainbowgod666]

Has anyone tried hitting shane in the head with the hockey stick really really hard?

[penandinkprincess]

they've thought about it, but there's a complicating factor in that plan:

[the-haiku-bot]

they’ve thought about it,

but there’s a complicating

factor in that plan:

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[mistbjorn]

yeah I got both kinds of cats - blurry yummy and mortal terror

[the-haiku-bot]

ALTyeah I got both

kinds of cats - blurry yummy

and mortal terror

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[angelbabymikaa]

i am soooooooooo good at being snuggled n cozy in bed like soooooooo good

[the-haiku-bot]

i am soooooooooo good at

being snuggled n cozy

in bed like soooooooo good

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[bootlicker42069]

Computer… what is yaoi… computer show me yaoi… google.com search “yaoi”

I dont really post stuff like this buttttt this one was very nice looking to me…

[the-haiku-bot]

Computer… what is

yaoi… computer show me yaoi…

google.com search “yaoi”

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