Hey Oli, Tiny Friend

She/Her • ISFP • 23 • Scorpio • Slytherin • Responds to Sapphire Feel free to message me! I'd love to hear from you (also if you have cool band name ideas plz message me. I keep a list)

[depsidase]

[suddenly-a-possum]

[skulduggery201]

[skulduggery201]

[wuwojiti]

[eggshellsareeat]

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

[whereserpentswalk]

[unstickyhunter]

[zeitghost]

i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal

[nem23]

[sarahseeandersen]

[i-am-a-fish]

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

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‎ ‎‎ ‎‎a bug ↘

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[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

[Patreon]

[i-am-a-fish]

squishes you :)

squashes you :)

please enjoy the rest of your scroll :>

[nebulily-reblogs]

FISH YOU SQUISHED AND SQUASHED ME TOO HARD THERES NOTHING LEFT DOWN THERE TO SCROLL HELPPPP

[i-am-a-fish]

:>

enjoy your nothing

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't like being advertised at

[i-am-a-fish]

I don't even got money. what r they bothering me for

[cannibal-rainbow]

Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.

[cannibal-rainbow]

reblog this version because transmisogynists don’t know how to fuck off.

[mightydyke]

I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

[likelyvampirical]

How do I get inside your head

[versegm]

Frankly some of you should be hornier over weirder shit. The fear of being too genuine is the enemy of art. Be a bit of a pervert. It's good for the health. Doesn't have to be a sexual thing just own up to being a bit obsessed in some cringe shit it's fine.

[remyousa]

[a-ginger-in-black]

File this under "phrases from Tumblr that didn't have to go that hard but totally did".

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tags reading: #you can take the boy out of church but church has to be taken out of the boy like shrapnel #one bloody piece at a time /End ID]

[pisshandkerchief]

being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up

[pisshandkerchief]

some of you MUST be making up guys.

[pisshandkerchief]

[peachdoxie]

There's a bunch of adhd advice out there that's like "people with adhd tend to work better under deadlines due to the anxiety so here are ways to artificially induce a stress response in order to get you to get work done" and it's like well what if I don't want to be stressed out all the time in order to function

[electrictopaper]

this gold shouldn't stay in the comments

[publiusvirgiliamaro]

new contender for best community note of all time

[thatsbelievable]

[angelnumber27]

The people in 1897 were mentally in 2030

[beaft]

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

[beaft]

[tanzel]

[whats-a-bear]

One has to go

ancient scroll

pageboy

blood magic

eye of newt

orb

owl cat

Voting ended onApr 10, 2024

[whats-a-bear]