All that glitters

Lost boy, like one of those Peter Pan dudes.

[indianarockwell]

So, are you saying that you didn’t want me to?

[olivercarnaby-blog]

You know, I'm usually all for mind games, Rockwell. But there's something about the way you play them that makes me think I should keep my participation to a minimum.

[parsonsmems-blog]

Only ever for you, man. Would you like these words spoken in a Shakespearean sonnet or spoken prose? Unless of course, you already had something or someone in mind.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Neither, if you don't mind. Uh...I mean...no-- no one really...I can't really think of anyone.

[parsonsmems-blog]

You’re one dashing hunk of a man so really, I’m not surprised. How’ve you been holding up anyway, Carnaby? Are a line of eligible women lining themselves up at your bedroom door yet or should I be having words?

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Thanks, Parsons. That's not gay at all. No lines as of yet. I'm holding up just fine, but I wouldn't object to some words.

[indianarockwell]

I wasn’t aware that you wanted me to ask you.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Oh, I'm not saying that I wanted you to. Just that you could have.

[lanasaved]

You’ve won my heart. Quick, let’s run away into the sunset wearing flowers in our hair.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Flowers in my hair? You've turned me into such a chick.

[indianarockwell]

I wouldn’t have thrown such a tantrum if you were escorting me — our fun knows no bounds. We could have spit balled grapes and ruined some togas together.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Well, you know, you could have asked me.

[lanasaved]

I always knew you were a boxer brief man at heart.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Yes, a true glimpse into the world of Oliver Carnaby. Only for you, Montgomery.

[indianarockwell]

Not as much fun as I could have been having, though the company was much appreciated.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Would you have had fun with, say, a different date?

[parsonsmems-blog]

Dude, no. You have the voice of a mesmerising angel. I’m buying you a feather boa so you can take these vocals of yours to centre stage.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

You're not the first person to suggest such a thing. I must really look like I could rock a feather boa.

[lanasaved]

Nonsense, there is nothing too angelic for me. I practically wreak of crucifixes and dusty old bible pages. Its an erotic yet holy scent.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

I can practically feel my boxer briefs dropping.

[parsonsmems-blog]

Dude— were you just singing Taylor Swift? My love for you grows by the second. 

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Please don't encourage this gross habit, Parsons.

[indianarockwell]

I had a flocking sea of admirers and potential candidates to choose from but in the end I went with Elliot because I heard he could salsa.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Elliot? Well -- color me shocked.

Did you have fun, at least?

[faith-agnoli-blog]

Let me guess the next set of lyrics is 'are we out of the woods yet?' What a profound song, Carnaby. 

[olivercarnaby-blog]

It's absolute rubbish.

[lanasaved]

The most angelic voice I have ever heard in all of my years. Sing me Baa Baa Black Sheep with an R&B spin. Channel your inner Rihanna.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

Yes, perhaps too angelic for even you to hear.

[lanasaved]

I refuse to let it work, he can’t tame the beast, Carnaby. I forbid it. Yes, all you need now is a feather boa to make the whole rebellious look that extra bit jaunty. Maybe we could throw watermelons off roof tops, it’s quite relaxing. Or purchase a yacht and sail it to the Bahamas. The world is our oyster. Any new vendettas? Oliver, you make me sound so wicked. Only a few, but they’re top secret. Government knowledge only.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

I doubt any man ever can, Montgomery. A feather boa, huh? Would you be surprised if I said I happen to have one of those already? The Bahamas sound lovely, but I'm not quite sure I'm ready to leave Fenton yet. And you make wicked sound like it has such a negative connotation. Government knowledge? What do they have that I don't?

[lanasaved]

I just had an honest moment where I pondered why you made a link between Mexicans and Spanish and because of this I feel like I need to re-enter education STAT. I’m wasting away, before you know it I won’t know how to add my ones and threes. Yes, down with rules. Lets break down this conformed society and dance around in the anarchy of it all. A toast, to my new found place as an outlaw and yours as a scandalous rogue. What will be our first unruly act? Map it out for Montgomery as I pour my glass.

[olivercarnaby-blog]

You're right, Montgomery. That is troubling. I'm sure Dean Darcy will be proud to know that his punishment actually seems to be working on you this time. Despite your obvious need for a proper learning environment, I completely support the idea of no rules as well. Scandalous rouge? I very much like the sound of that. Forgive me, but nothing comes to mind. What about you? Developed any new vendettas lately?

[olivercarnaby-blog]

And I remember thinkin' are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woods yet, are we out of the woo--Oh...I didn't know anyone was here. I was just -- umh, well, you see, I was actually -- well...this is embarrassing.