i oughtta give u a shot in the heart, baby.

ur local zoloft abuser she/her

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[anniearchive]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[arcadebroke]

Armor King x Modelo 2000

[zoesupreme]

Lighthouse RPatz needs to be on the roster. technically they could have David Byrne in the mix too.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the worst person you know thinks they're super empathetic. the kindest person you know thinks they're fucked up and evil

[cattoonxd]

Who gave him the switch bro

[dailygilmores]

GILMORE GIRLS

4.21 | Last Week Fights, This Week Tights

[tall]

[jeniferprince]

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

patreon // buy prints here

[kristina100000]

this one is for all my babygirls. i see your comments ladies, and they make me smile. im lurking and im stalking when you least expect it but lately i've just been taking care of my business and getting my grind on. but i promise you i will get back to play and get my flirt on.

[loveridden1999]

[lonelyboyjan2006]

Some conversations at night should not be answered immediately.

Base Image by @forestapparition

[balaclava-trismegistus]

95% of everyone on the English-speaking Internet now has one of the 6 same personalities derived from 4 basic belief sets and they all make the same 12 jokes over and over and over in very slightly different proportions because that's how you fit into your selected personality, and you pick your jokes from components presented to you by algorithmic content feeds, based on your belief set. The goal is to get your joke proportions broadcast by the algorithmic content feeds, so it will become one of the 12 jokes and other people will base their personality on it. If you're really good at it you can start selling shirts and hats and make money from it, or even run a serious scam that will make you life-changing amounts of money at the expense of everyone who ever wanted to have sex with you for your joke proportions. One day we will all die and sometimes killing is okay.

[beetlewoman]

adult backpack wearers of the world unite

[daredva]

i think y'all missed the part where emma was never in the medical field and in no way was scott's therapist.

[olivespecters]

scott: so i looked at your file and it said you have an education degree

emma: yeah

scott: (:

emma: (:

[catchymemes]