hot public property

zelda. 26. temporary secretary fucks.

[ollieplimsolls]

canon jewish dilf data. NOW

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]

[penny-anna]

the Beatles would exist in star wars but they'd be actual beetles. they'd look like the real Beatles but w like insect antenna and they'd be part of an alien species who are all musicians. they'd all have star warsed versions of their names except for Ringo bcos Ringo Starr is already a star wars name.

[themojavesworst]

*licks finger and tastes the air* my fallout game is about to crash

[sugary--sheep]

the untranslatable concept of "lowkirkenuinely"

[website-com]

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

[cloevr]

how it feels to add ingredients to your cup ramen

[jauntybones]

How it feels to kiss my wife

[cloevr]

i know thata right 👆

[emil]

"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

[emil]

peggle make phone calls

[wordfather]

just found out that accidentally in love by counting crows was literally made for shrek. they didnt just choose it. it didnt exist before. they asked counting crows to make a song for shrek 2 and thats how we got one of the best songs ever made. insane.

[wordfather]

counting crows knew shrek 2 would become one of the best movies ever made and had to act accordingly

[marsbotz]

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

[cliffsecord]

[amvs]

i’m going to cry my fiance just said “out of pronouns” instead of “out of spoons” by accident

[amvs]

pronouns machine broke 😢

[amvs]

omg

[fintan-pyren]

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[uphillfarmers]

The Killing of Trans Man Lucas RedBeard Knapp in Rural New Mexico Teaches Us About Visibility – Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents

The Killing of Trans Man Lucas RedBeard Knapp in Rural New Mexico Teaches Us About Visibility – Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents

please consider supporting Luca’s loved ones in raising funds for his funeral. trans rural people exist and their lives matter.

Donate to Remembering RedBeard: Justice and Peace for Luca's Memory, organized by Jonah Hollis

Lucas "Luca" Ameh Avery Knapp was a cherished frien… Jonah Hollis needs your support for Remembering RedBeard: Justice and Peace

[themboots]

[genderkoolaid]

Malgendering.

[3000s]

[scarymonsters-andsupercreeps]

I’ve had enough

[gsirvitor]