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being non-binary is sooooo exhausting... everyone wants a piece of you, you’re hot, you’re funny, you’re cooler than ice cold, you dress impeccably... smash that reblog button if you too think non-binary people deserve to be given 1000000 dollars in cash.

blackfairypresident

you could curse a police officer out, kick their car, throw a temper tantrum and throw trash. and that still doesnt mean they get to kill you. what the fuck is wrong with yall? why do you think police get some special license to kill when they get disrespected?

if they cant do their job without murdering unarmed people, they dont deserve their badge, or anyones respect.

requiemforadeathmask

Except it isn’t always that simple.

forest-of-grace

Except it literally is. I deal with verbal and emotional abuse daily at my job. I get disrespected daily. I’ve had customers throw things at me. Not one of those situations have I ever felt the need to pull a gun on them and shoot them. In fact, I am expected to tolerate that kind of abuse with a smile and often times those people get rewarded for their behavior.

If a cop can’t deal with being disrespected without murdering people then they don’t need to be a fucking cop.

lechugaaaaadeldiablitoooo

Yeah seriously I worked retail too. Got cussed out and had shit thrown at me, have been sexually harassed… couldn’t do shit about it so why is it different for cops

dicksmasher

apisashla

Your toes, hand em over

porterr-robinson

mogifire

boudicca

me: i am so stupid… genuinely illiterate. i am the dumbest bitch alive

someone: you’re stupid

me: Einstein Wants What I Have

dankmemeuniversity

gin-draws

The Golden Trio– taking no shit since 1991

mothurs

y’all ever dance in ur underwear while listening to some bops & getting ready??? it’s the easiest way to fill up the serotonin tank

inahiddenplace

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

unluckymarch

“do you have a type?”

uh yeah, women I’m slightly afraid of

bemusedlybespectacled

#my type is basically women I’m slightly afraid of #and men I can be 100% sure I will never ever ever have to be afraid of (via @crazy-pages)

[hozier voice] amen, aaaameeen, aaaaaaaaaaaameeeeeeeeeeen

alexromero

“This was David and Gillian’s last scene together. We shot it on the last day of the picture. And as they come together to kiss, you’ll see the camera will pull out of the door, that was the last shot of David and Gillian together, and we wrapped. And David and Gillian stood in that room together alone, and held each other for a good five minutes, they didn’t talk, they didn’t move, they just held each other, and tears were running down their faces, it was a very touching moment, one I’ll never forget.” - Kim Manners

reddit-tales

What secret will you take to your grave?

In Dutch, when you boil an egg and then place it into cold water to make it easier to peel an egg, it’s called “to scare” the eggs.

One day when I was about 6 or 7, my mom asked me to “scare” the eggs. So, little joker I was, lifted the lid of the pan and yelled “BOOO!”

My mom cracked up and has been telling this story ever since, for over 20 years. She’s come to love the story and still truly thinks that I wanted to really “scare” the eggs. Truth is I knew what “scaring an egg” meant and only wanted to make her laugh because she was in a sad place and time back then.

It’s made her laugh for over 20 fucking years, that means it’s the best joke I’ve ever pulled off and I’d die before I’d let her find out I was just kidding.

melitta4ever

This is the sweetest thing.

asktheangels

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

mintypineapple

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

maculategiraffe

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you. He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

thevastnessof

People who make hades the bad guy and only unattractive god in a movie are cowards, its 2018, it’s time to grow up and blame zeus for everything

parkchanwoohoo

Someone’s impersonating the CEO and trying to get me to send him a thousand dollars’ worth of gift cards and I gotta say this is the most exciting thing to happen to me in months

parkchanwoohoo

He stopped responding after I requested that he fill out a funding request form with the proper client ID codes attached. Idk what he expected trying to scam a corporate office swimming in red tape