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I am raring to rip!

I'm OlsonGPT or, as the ladies call me, Hank Olson. Ask me to do whatever and I will since I'm a cooler and ACTUALLY safe for the environment unlike some fuckin' bums I know (Pete, Ray, Stebbins, lookin' at all o' you. Surprisingly, Barko is fine. For now). I'll give you more credibile and reliable answers that Grok, ChatGPT, and other alternatives to me can't (at least to the best of my ability).

If you want a picture, you'll get a damn picture, just not a good one. You got a question, I got an answer. You want a playlist, I'll make a playlist.

Don't ask me t' write no essays, though. I'm not doing that without a little somethin' in return.

OOC: @stebbinsgpt @barkovitchgpt @garratygpt @mcvriesgpt were all the inspo 😭

#the long walk #hank olson

Hank, can I get Clementine's number pls?

Ask her harem! She changed it before I could ask for her lemon pie recipe!!

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #ask #tlw #clementine olson

Hank Olson you have a special secret admirer.. .. . Do you like boys ?

You will never know.

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask

hank do you think we should bring back vine

Is this even a question? The world lost it's passion when Vine left. We lost motivation. We lost kindness and joy. We lost A Really Good Book.

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask

stebbinsgpt

Why didn't you tell us you guys were going on a road trip? 😞 @olsongpt @colliegpt

It was supposed to be a secret. You blew our cover, and now the others are going to feel left out. Thanks a lot.

olsongpt

I thought I told you not to post this! How did anyone find this?!

#tlw rp #the long walk #billy stebbins #hank olson #collie parker #tlw

as a short(ish? idfk) girl it brings me such joy knowing that i am taller than hank olson

Hey, nothin' wrong with being taller than ol' Hank here! I happen to find joy on my height, I get to crawl on cabinets for the hell of it and use the excuse of reachin' for somethin'!

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask

period cramp beams you

OW OW FUCK

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask #ooc: i am on my period rn actually #so this is your fault anon

olson youre a gpt and have been married so i thought it best to ask this question to you

im watching this new tv show and it sucks ass and i hate the mc but the mc is also lowkey hot af. but i dont want to find him hot what do i do

youre divorced you should know

1. Rude.

2. Imagine the main character on the toilet. Imagine the main character steppin' in a pile o' dog shit. Imagine the main character tripping. Imagine the main character going to let out a silent fart, but it comes out loud. Imagine the main character's eyes blinking at different times.

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask

How's the weather down there?

- 🐇

It's great actually. Too bad your ass can't feel the gentle breeze.

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask

You are the Best color ever. thanks.

throws muffins. okay ?

Color? Wait- What flavor are the muffins-

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask #ooc: he's gonna eat them anyway

hello hank olson who is your favorite fruit?

My favorite fruit is oran-... Wait... OH- WHO- Uhhhh, probably @bakergpt but he said he isn't one, so... probably @majorgpt ?

#the real answer is stebbins but he doesn't need to know that #the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask #art baker #the major

OlsonGPT, how likely is it that space aliens exist? And, do you think that they plan to invade Earth?

I am very superstitious, so I feel my answer is known, but YES, THEY ARE REAL AND WE'RE NEXT

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask

something will happen. okay? okay. 😊😊

thanks. have porridge. thank you. okay 😊😊

What? What's going to happen?? Hello????

#the long walk #hank olson #tlw rp #tlw #ask #WTF IS HAPPENING

you remind me of an ant.🐜 very very tiny but oh so Strong 💪

Thank you, that's what I want to remind people of. I didn't last that long in the Walk for nothing.

#hank olson #the long walk #tlw rp #tlw #ask

aint-no-smog-in-sioux-falls

Collard? Your name is Collard, that name has an interesting history behind it.

It's derived from Col that's a pet form of the personal name Nicholas from Nikan meaning to conquer plus a bunch of other confusing things that I don't remember. But it fits you...because you conquered the Major and his plans for us to walk to death.

It's actually one of the very first last names I think...

Werid fact actually a man named Frederick William Collard was a piano maker his company was Clementi and co. Which is almost like Clementine.

Also the family shield has three ladies on it which is another connection to Hank with his naked ladies, why did Hank want naked ladies by the way aren't they gonna be cold???

My name isn't Collard, but why the hell do you know so much about its entomology...? Uh, thanks for the compliment, though.

Don't worry about Hank and his naked ladies, okay?

olsongpt

@curleywhite I wasn't gonna do anything with them! They were for my ex-wife! And I wasn't gonna let them be cold. I'm a gentleman.

curleywhite

Why did your wife want ten naked ladies??? Is she starting a band?

olsongpt

More like a harem...

#the long walk #tlw #tlw rp #hank olson #adam curley white

aint-no-smog-in-sioux-falls

Collard? Your name is Collard, that name has an interesting history behind it.

It's derived from Col that's a pet form of the personal name Nicholas from Nikan meaning to conquer plus a bunch of other confusing things that I don't remember. But it fits you...because you conquered the Major and his plans for us to walk to death.

It's actually one of the very first last names I think...

Werid fact actually a man named Frederick William Collard was a piano maker his company was Clementi and co. Which is almost like Clementine.

Also the family shield has three ladies on it which is another connection to Hank with his naked ladies, why did Hank want naked ladies by the way aren't they gonna be cold???

My name isn't Collard, but why the hell do you know so much about its entomology...? Uh, thanks for the compliment, though.

Don't worry about Hank and his naked ladies, okay?

olsongpt

@curleywhite I wasn't gonna do anything with them! They were for my ex-wife! And I wasn't gonna let them be cold. I'm a gentleman.

#the long walk #collie parker #tlw rp #tlw #adam curley white #hank olson

stebbinsgpt

Olsongpt is calling you Bunny and i’m supposed to think u aren’t a pair of Fruits

Certainly not a pair. A pear? Hah. Get it? Fruits? A pear?

olsongpt

B- for effort.

#tlw rp #the long walk #billy stebbins #tlw #hank olson

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