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Hebe: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Ares:
Ares: Yes, please.

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Ares, throwing his controller: Dammit I lost again!
Hebe:
Hebe: Do you want me to leave the room so you can say bad words?
Ares:
Ares: Yes, please.
Hades: it's okay, it's just a crush -
Persephone: hi
Hades: IM IN LOVE WITH YOU ALRIGHT-
Hades: Are you stupid?
Zeus: No why?
Hades: Because there's an 'U' in stupid
Zeus: There's also an 'I' in stupid
Hades:
Zeus: Wait -
Father’s Day Again?
Hestia: Guess what day it is?!
Ares: International Refrigerator Day!
Hestia: What!? That’s not even a thing! Must we go through this every year? It’s Father’s Day.
Ares: I feel like refrigerators deserve more love and respect than Zeus.
Apollo: He’s not wrong, they keep your food nice and cold.
Hermes: Yeah, and Zeus is just cold hearted.
Zeus: I see once again I should just leave.
Hestia: I give up.
Hermes: Yay! Happy International Refrigerator Day!
Ares: Dads are always like “go help your mother” bro go help your wife
Ares: I prevented a murder today.
Hera: How??
Ares: Self control.
Eros: Ma, I need dating advice.
Aphrodite: Okay, what’s up?
Eros: So, there’s this girl-
Aphrodite: You can do better.
Mad?
Apollo: What do you do if your significant other is mad at you?
Ares: I move Aphrodite’s stuff into areas where she has to ask me for help to get them back.
Apollo: Hmmm....
Ares: If that doesn’t work, I open all the cabinets.
Athena: Barbaric.
Ares: Then when I’m done being petty I treat her like the queen I should have, to make her happy again.
Apollo: See this is why I ship them.
Aphrodite *from a distance*: WHY ARE ALL THE CABINETS OPEN!
Ares: I haven’t finished the petty step of the plan yet.
Athena: ....of course you haven’t
Hebe: Can I keep the nightlight on?
Ares: And provide the demons with a beacon to your location?! You know better. Good night
Hera, from the other room: Ares!
Persephone walking into a room with kiss marks everywhere: You should’ve seen the other guy.
Zeus: so, how was Ares' babysitter?
Hera: she quit
Zeus: oh, that's a shame, why?
Hera: APPARENTLY, you never told her that we are gods and our child has super strength, so our 3 month old lifted a table and it traumatized her.
Zeus: ... Oops
Dionysus: I need some relationship advice-
Hades, putting his hands up: Hey, just because I’m married to Persephone doesn’t mean I know how I did it
Dr. Ares
Ares: If anything hurts just cut it off.
Athena: What if you have a headache?
Ares: Chop your head off.
Apollo: But if they’re human they’ll die.
Ares: Look, if you want to get better you have to suffer.
Athena: That’s not the point of medicine....
Ares: Athena is hurting me with her interference, I’m getting my axe to chop her.
Athena: Wait...what?
*Ares and Hephaestus arguing*
Zeus: I didn’t raise you guys to embarrass me like this
Ares: You didn’t raise us
Zeus: That’s what I just said
Hades: Helpful grammar tip, farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance and father is for emotional distance.
Dionysus: Who hurt you?
Hades: My father, weren’t you paying attention?
Zeus: How many times do I have to apologize?
Hera: Once!
Zeus:
Hera:
Zeus: No.
Persephone: Honey, are you drinking right now? It’s 7AM
Dionysus: It’s okay! This is just tea
Hades, listening in: What kind of tea?
Dionysus: Tea...quila
*Persephone elbows Hades, who is trying to stifle a laugh*