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THE TAG?!

Apollo: cant let gang know I fw this…

Artemis:… a plant?

#get it ehehe… because…#because Hyacinthus #hyacinthus #apollo #artemis #greek gods #greek god shit post #greek myth memes #incorrect greek gods #greek mythology #this is my first post in like two years

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quick (older) telemachus drawing

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Polytropos Man

Everyday I consider outing myself as a once famous tumblr shit poster, but that’s too embarrassing.

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Palestinian Sapphics, happy pride to my lgbt Palestinians <3

#my art #i said i was going to do it and. i did it #palestine #lgbt #wlw love #wlw art #woc #muslim wlw #sapphic art #pride month #lesbian #sapphic #digital art #artists on tumblr #Palestinian wlw

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Hades: My nephew just said to me, “is wind made from birds flapping their wings?”

Hades: He’s so adorable, isn’t he?

Hades: WRONG! Dionysus is 24 and addicted to heroin.

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shout out to @thanatoastie for always being ready to fight me

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Our relationship is strictly professional. Stop spreading misinformation.

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Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw).

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media:

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

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when i see a familiar url: oh hey it’s blorbo from my notes

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@thezegendofzelda @jedi-valjean @thebespectacledhyacinth @veradragonjedi @illdriveumad and more that I can't list <3

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@qualitymoonsuit @milf-fennec-shand @thechaoticfanartist @mommacomms @findswoman @sleepy-papaya @iamthespacegeneral @absolxguardian @ranishereforphae and I’m absolutely certain I’m forgetting more

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@lilrubixx @badasspolygenderfriend @queen-of-ice494 @batfam16 @creaticare @yourfamilyfriendsatan @cassarson @jedi-valjean @drharleyquinn-medicinewoman @fletchingarcher @spinelikericekrispy @thanatoastie I love you all

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