my wife fucking died, emi

the onibi series also known as lesbian vocaloid porngore series by that guy masa you really shouldnt be watching at 11 years old funny quotes tumblr. help my header doesnt fit

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Enti-Suti @ Chlordane: Before blaming others, think: what's the one constant in all your failed relationships? It's that cursed Egyptian amulet. Why do you even have that.

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Mai: Not to be corny but... I think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. That feels like enough to me sometimes. Shikyou: I'm here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too.

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Akari: Your ancestors would find you incomprehensible and your descendants will despise your grave. Ryou: This is by far the best compliment I've ever received.

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every time my dumbass accidentally reblogs something meant for another account i feel like shriveling up into dust. nobody ever sees it right

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Emi: Why do you want to bite people? Akari: Some of you deserve it.

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Mai: I've done nothing wrong. Except for all the atrocities. Besides that, I'm innocent

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Ryou: *trying to cast evil spirits out of her home* Get the fuck out you fucking pieces of shit I did not ask for you *waves incense* this smells so good get the fuck out

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Akari: I'm blowing you a kiss, it should arrive in about 3-5 business days.

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Ryou: New game idea: spin the knife. You spin the knife and whoever it lands on has to kill you. Mai: Um, are you okay? Ryou: Hell no

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Mai: Everybody shut up, I'm sinking into a daydream universe where I'm loved and nothing is wrong

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Tsukuyomi: I think the moon would like you. Akari: Why? Did she say something to you? Tell me word for word.

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Tsukuyomi, about Ryou: Did she appear to be in any pain? In other words, just looking at her, did she look like she was hurting? Akari: She's so ugly it looks like she hurts all the time.

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Emi: What is your employment? Akari: Walking, ma'am. Emi: Where do you walk? Akari: Well, that depends on which way the policeman is coming from.

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the only way my masa fixation will truly go away is if interface finally gets found. then i will be at peace

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so was anyone going to tell me masa has a WIFE

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Emi: Hey Mai, wanna solve world hunger? Mai: Uhhhh world hunger... that makes me really hUNGry

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quit having fun!!!!!!