It only takes a taste!

The Check, Please! and Waitress AU crossover that no one really asked for 🌟 use the tag #omgwaitressplease if you want! feel free to submit and ask questions as well! (main blog is @bythewoodsitgrows)

[jaquesbittle-deactivated2019042]

where is my zimbits waitress AU???!!! hello!!!??? the side stacks of pies ROTATE MY DUDES!!!!

[omgwaitressplease]

hi! i made a blog for this au about a year ago 💙 welcome!

[jckzimmermanns]

url graphic →  @bitty-crocker @bakingbittle @bittiespies

want one?

[omgwaitressplease]

Hot take the day after seeing Waitress on tour near me: Dex in Dawn’s approximate role, overly critical and anxious and hesitant to get Out There; Nursey is the approximation of Ogie— he’s way more chill than Ogie but he still won’t leave Dex alone and has lots of poetry to offer.

hot off the presses, dex is dawn confirmed. i love it!

[likeshipsonthesea]

my favorite part of this au is that nursey defo writes a poem for dex entitled I Love You Like a Table and then performs it for him. At their wedding. In front of everyone.

Dex loves it

[omgwaitressplease]

Hot take the day after seeing Waitress on tour near me: Dex in Dawn’s approximate role, overly critical and anxious and hesitant to get Out There; Nursey is the approximation of Ogie— he’s way more chill than Ogie but he still won’t leave Dex alone and has lots of poetry to offer.

hot off the presses, dex is dawn confirmed. i love it!

[lethalweaponhearts]

because you         m a t t e r to me

[omgwaitressplease]

Bitty: Dr. Zimmermann? I wanna give you this pie.

Jack: Oh thank you! But, uh- I'm off sugar. It causes leptin resistance, growing deficiency, decreased longevity- -

Bitty: (laughs) My mama used to say, you could live to be 100 if you give up all the things that'll make you wanna live to be 100!

Jack: Ah, well, the longer you're off sugar, the less you crave it - I haven't had a decent pie in years.

Bitty: ...really? *he sets down the pie and begins to leave* ...Life's hard enough.

Jack: ... *sits down to try some of the pie*

Jack: (mouthing) Oh My God

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Bitty: Dr. Zimmermann? I wanna give you this pie.

Jack: Oh thank you! But, uh- I'm off sugar. It causes leptin resistance, growing deficiency, decreased longevity- -

Bitty: (laughs) My mama used to say, you could live to be 100 if you give up all the things that'll make you wanna live to be 100!

Jack: Ah, well, the longer you're off sugar, the less you crave it - I haven't had a decent pie in years.

Bitty: ...really? *he sets down the pie and begins to leave* ...Life's hard enough.

Jack: ... *sits down to try some of the pie*

Jack: (mouthing) Oh My God

[omgwaitressplease]

bitty: jack, you can't sit here all day, your patients are waiting on you!

jack: *is three pies and 2 pots of coffee deep, has been here since 9am, completely forgot his job isn't spending time with bitty while he's working* my what now

[omgwaitressplease]

a few au headcanons

- Bitty works at a diner in georgia with Ransom and Holster, and their boss is probably Lardo - The Frogs visit the diner all the time because they love Bittys pies - Jack is the new doctor in town, and everyone is convinced that he’s actually just a WebMD robot in disguise when they meet him - Shitty probably went to med school with Jack, and works at the same office as him. He really loves making patients laugh, and making sure their comfortable

[omgwaitressplease]

imagine: bitty visiting jack’s office with pies when he has a day off, and baking cookies for his patients to have. also, jack going to breakfast at bitty’s diner every morning and flirting to distract bitty from his job

[omgwaitressplease]

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This song heavily reminds me of Bitty, its crazy 💖 (full lyrics under the cut)

Make it work Make it easy Make it clever, craft it into pieces Make it sweet Crimp the edges Or make it sour and serve with lemon wedges Even doubt Can be delicious And it washes off of all the dirty dishes When it’s done I can smile It’s on someone else’s plate for a while

I’ll place it on display And then I’ll slice and serve my worries away

I can fix this I can twist it into sugar, butter covered pieces Never mind what’s underneath it I have done it before I’ll bake me a door to help me get through I learned that from you Mama, it’s amazing what baking can do

Make it up And surprise them Tell them all my secrets but disguise them So they dance on the tongues Of the very people that they’re secrets from Make it soon Make it better Though, better never lasts forever I’ll make it small so it fits

Even this Even now Even as the walls come tumbling down Even as I can’t stop remembering how Every door we ever made, we never once walked out Something I never got the chance to ask her about

So with flour on my hands I’ll show them all how Goddamn happy I am Sugar, butter, flour Don’t let me down! Let’s see the next amazing thing baking does now

[omgwaitressplease]

mood: southern bakers falling in love with tall socially awkward dorks 2k18

[omgwaitressplease]

mood: southern bakers falling in love with tall socially awkward dorks 2k18

[bythewoodsitgrows]

where is my check please! / waitress au crossover bittle baking pies and falls in love with his new doctor jack zimmerman? yes please

[omgwaitressplease]

i made a blog for it! consider it an AU now 🌟