exodia that pussy, you know i obliterate

18+, Minors DNI 30, 5'0", Female, Viet, Bi, Engineer, Taken

[omicronphoenix]

Best outfit I could scrounge up because I literally have a bum cozy tomboy closet 🥲🤣

[omicronphoenix]

I'm officially 30 as of the 21st of November~ 🎉

Also I'm back on my fitness grind, wish me luck (I wanna be a muscle mommy) 🤣

[omicronphoenix]

Are you Bi, and would you ever date a couple if both parties liked you and you liked them too?

Yeah?

And uhh iunno. Even in that situation I'm a really insecure and jealous person so I really like monogamy. I guess I'd consider it.

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[aboil3dpeanut]

Get you a woman that likes to watch you cum

[mynorthernattitude]

locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight

[footfall21]

haha fuck art block. here is Crimson Dawn sing karaoke

[hectickal]

i love u jimmy mwah

[demiboydemon]

Edit: finally found the original tweet and I stand by my decision to leave out ‘and hurt things’

[bigmammallama5]

happy pride

[animentality]

[champagnearab]

Imagine us fucking right now

[segamascott]

[fuckaspunk]

For context, this is Jewish actor Miriam Margolyes. A self-identified dyke,she was professor sprout in the harry potter movies but she's been extremely prolific over five decades. She's pro trans and pro Palestinian.

[ratantics]

I needed to see this today.

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[mephistopheles]

sorry im not done gatsbyposting. the nyc celebrations for its 100th anniversary are so uniquely deranged. like here you have a book that absolutely scathes new york parties & dress-up & entertainment & alcohol & careless wealthy east coast elites. and the way the city is celebrating the 100th anniversary of one of the most beautifully written & personally devastating literary tragedies this country has ever produced is by. offering 10% off gatsby-themed cocktails at luxury bars. hosting pay-to-attend 1920s themed costume balls in the wealthiest areas of midtown. setting up penthouse hotel suites to ostensibly resemble locations from the book. a few hours ago at an exclusive private event they had the cast of the glamorous broadway musical, all in designer clothes, light up the empire state building green to advertise their show where tickets cost up to $670. one of them said the green light ‘represents the beauty of the american dream.’ i think you could power all manhattan with energy generated from the rotational torque of f scott fitzgerald spinning wildly in his grave

[mephistopheles]

anyhow i celebrated this international holiday by leaving work early & dressing up & driving north five and a half miserable hours to see the empire state lit up green because this was a true once in a lifetime event & this book changed my life & i wanted to celebrate a character i loved and mourned & see a glittering green light shining on the water & reach for it like dreamers do. but even though all the websites and blogs i could find told me it would be green on the 11th—that it would blaze green all night on the 11th, and i triple checked each one—by the time i got there at 8:15 pm they’d turned it off. and the parties had happened thursday night, not friday. so i ended up alone & exhausted & rain-drenched & freezing & quite frankly absolutely crying my eyes out on the shore across from the city, just fucking stupidly sobbing above the water, wishing i could go back just a little way into the past. and THATS how you do gatsby. ill kill you all

[mephistopheles]

if you don’t reblog this post im gonna explode

[mephistopheles]

[cilantrhoes]