Nom nom.

I do what I want on tumblr, ok? 'cause I can.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rinasaurusrex]

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

[capacity]

Us after reading this caption

[epictroll]

[margbarcis]

worm on a FREAKIN string baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vampire-jesus-is-real]

The sound on this video makes it look like it was filmed in fuckin hell

[juejack]

aliems log: owl discovered 

[bakwaaas]

uk election results moodboard

[opuseponymustard]

me, a monsterfucker: is the blood in my veins a fine wine? Sweet sap of the purest maple?

monster: Imma keep it real with you chief you taste like antidepressants and a gas station burrito 

[teathattast]

[puyopuyo]

i work at pokemon and my dad said sobbles final stage evolution will look like gex but blue and aimed at onceler fuckers

[puyopuyo]

just got fired from pokemon so i am leaking the concept art

[puyopuyo]

[tiktokarchive]

[hoenn-spired]

The duality of man

[friedunicornstudio]

“Shadow and fire will dance together so prettily, I think… “

Grimm’s excellent at dancing. The knight, well…

They’re doing their best.

[c3rvida3]

Hope this isn't out of line, but if we don't start working doubletime to respect, understand, and accommodate autistic people, I will cleft a mommy blogger in twain.

[c3rvida3]

I was at the gaming shop today, and this kid walked up to me and started talking about the Magic: the Gathering deck he was working on, and giving me advice on mine, and we were just having a fucking conversation, and this woman powerwalked up to me and said, "I am so sorry about him. He's," and at this point, she looks around and whispers, "on the spectrum."

And I know this makes me sound like a huge asshole, but I was just standing there like, cool, thanks, why do I need to know that, I'm literally gonna buy these cards and walk out and never see this kid again. There are certainly circumstances where understanding someone's needs and thought processes is relevant to maintain a respectful and comfortable environment, but don't interrupt my sick conversation with your rad kid so you can say strange and irrelevant things to me. You're the one being weird and making me uncomfortable!!

Like, how goddamn hard do you have to hate and dehumanize your kid before you interpret them having a relevant conversation in an appropriate space as them "burdening" someone. Unless you've got some hot tips about my angel deck, eat my ass!!! We're busy!!! Fuck off!!

Christ, it made me so angry. I'm sorry, I know this doesn't affect me personally and maybe it's not appropriate to bitch about it, but literally, if y'all ever need anything, I'm ready to throw down.

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

When I was in banking, I had a woman come in with her daughter.  Her daughter was clearly not happy to be there, but she wasn’t being disruptive or anything.  She might have whined a little while her mom was doing her banking?  I wasn’t bothered, so just smiled and said hello to the girl.

When I said hello, her mom said, “Yeah, sorry, she’s Autistic.”

And I was so offended by her tone on her daughter’s behalf.  It was so obviously meant to imply that the girl was a burden on everyone around her, and that her mother was just begging for our tolerance for her obvious ‘issues’, and I just visibly bristled, and I said, “She’s just fine, she can come in and see us any time.  Do YOU need anything else?”  And she looked up at me surprised, like she wasn’t sure she heard my voice being quite as icy as it was?

For fuck’s sake, your children can HEAR you.  They KNOW how you’re talking about them.

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[pixlezq]

A midnight snack feat. Fresno NightWalkers, Big Foot, The Goatman, Moth-Man, Jersey Devil, Chubacabra and The Lochness Monster. Also some Jackalopes. Got some plans for these guys!

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[toastbutteregg]

[wizardsexmachine]

[catchymemes]

[kelocitta]

Hollow Knight said Gay Rights