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Tera sketches today~ Went around being a creep and drawing random cute elins in Highwatch.

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💀💀💀💀lmaooooooooooo yo i-

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😭😭 bruh not the calypso that’s diabolical

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Lmfaoooo keep that energy

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🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️😂

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My students are up to something. They keep coming up to me and handing me pieces of fruit, and when I ask why, they just smile cryptically and say, “Don’t worry about it.”

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Like, the apples I get. That’s a teacherly thing to give. But one of them just straight up handed me a grape.

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I took a sick day today and sent an email to the first girl to hand me a piece of fruit, asking if I could have an explanation now.

Her response was to send me this meme:

That clarifies exactly nothing, thanks.

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Walked into school today to an email from her saying: “There’s more to come, hope it doesn’t leave you *sour* (you’ll get that later).”

Ominous.

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Just before my first class of the day, one of my students came floating in, a black cloak billowing behind her, hood pulled low over her eyes.

“An offering,” she said, handing me a plain white bag with a green ribbon.

Inside is this:

Life gave me a plastic lemon.

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WE HAVE AN ANSWER!

Apparently this was the result of a number of my students playing Truth or Dare at a birthday party. I’m not sure which one of them came up with “I dare you to confuse Magistra by handing her a piece of fruit without explanation”, but I 100% approve of any thought process that ends with me getting free food.