Your world's not real.

"Come away to Neverland"

[wild-cabins]

[furstyphoto]

[lonelywoodland]

photo by Mücahit Muğlu

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[brokenmusicboxwolfe]

[peace-and-awe]

glen falls

[bunniope]

not trying to be rude but i love posts on here where i learn a completely new thing that immediately gets refuted in the same post. net zero information

[bru-who]

photo: @my_lulu_cat on instagram

[mjalti]

Since there’s so many dudes confused about how to ask out women.... if you’re a decent man & you want to ask a woman you don’t know out on a date in a non threatening manner, let me help you with literally the easiest way that most women will appreciate (this honestly stands true for if you’re a person who wants to ask a person you don’t know out, but like men especially).

Give her your number.

That’s it, that’s the whole trick. No Houdini. No weird conman games! Just walk up to her and say “hi I’m a person with a name, and I can’t help noticing how beautiful/kind/adjective you are. This is my phone number, if you’re free sometime I would love to take you out for coffee”. Then leave. And leave it at that. Compliment: given. Phone number: given. Interaction: complete.

I literally promise you, for a majority of single women, the most cool thing is a compliment & being hit on & being left alone all in one interaction. like trust me on this.

[shotgunshay]

The key is Then leave it.

[everythingfox]

“She has the perfect ear flick”

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[everythingfox]

Special cat house

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[world-of-cats]

[graemoon]

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

[a-melior-ate]

This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.

[everythingfox]

Now this is a big boi

(via)

[babyanimalgifs]

Credits @happyhensandhighlands @riuttahighland@ratiaranch @greenlanefarm@highlandcattleofsaarela

[paula-of-christ]

@thathopeyetlives

[julieterbang]

[steampunktendencies]

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

No.

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

YES

I wanna boop its nose

[just-a-donut-who-reads]

Same

[bread-of-death]

LOOK AT HOW NATURALLY IT MOVES HOLY SHIT

[vee-vee-the-starchild]

@ninjacat1515

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[jukebox-head]

Just watched this omg bless john bc jerry just keeps trying to do some “take my wife” bullshit and john very politely goes no, no.

[cryptiboy]

proud of John for restraining himself from murdering a man on camera

[wintersoldierfell]

What’s so horrifying about this to me is that this is literally Jerry Seinfeld trying to teach John Mulaney how to gaslight his wife.

Look at that dialogue. “She thinks she knows.” He’s trying to get Mulaney to see his wife’s expertise as instead a weird misperception. He’s coaching him to undercut his wife’s confidence in the truth and her own abilities.

And Mulaney replies exactly the right way: “She does know.” He asserts not only that she’s perceiving the world accurately, but that she is an expert at something he’s not good at.

Dudes, don’t take this shit from other dudes. Mulaney isn’t by any means perfect but he aced this. Stand for the truth. Defend women’s objectivity. Promote women’s expertise.

[randomthingsthatilike1]

Doesnt his wife also work with antiques too?like. Isnt that part of her actual job?

[thechy-fychannel]

I reblog this every time because I don’t think people understand that Anna is literally an interior designer. She makes absolutely stunning Victorian Lampshades. Which she designs.. for the interior of a home… she’s literally an interior designer. She doesn’t think she’s good at it, she knows she’s good at it because it’s her fucking job

[cometh-into-the-abyss-deactivat]

Respect your goddamn wives