Nobody Here, Go Home

Local dump masquerading as a blog (doodles and shitposting) Find me elsewhere

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[onairwithnobody]

Saint of cold morning commutes and wired headphones (may they never tangle)

[softobytwt]

straight up “drawing” it. and by “it” well haha. lets just say my Nothing

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

writing tip they don’t tell you is that in addition to reading good books you should occasionally read one really bad one so that it inspires you to write something better out of pure rage

[sillywormz]

yes i'm a beginner artist. yes i have been a beginner artist for the past 15 years. don't question it

[lestautism]

best thing a male character can do is be dog-coded. second best thing a male character can do is sob hysterically

[suigintou]

tonight we let the severed head talk

[koobiie]

the dastardly curve has harmed me once more

[rathayibacter]

cannot recommend more putting secrets and hints in your creative work that you dont expect anyone to figure out

[rathayibacter]

act like youve got a ravenous fanbase of a million people poring over every detail, cuz then if nobody figures it out you feel cool n smug knowing something nobody else does, and if someone does figure it out then its like theyve joined a secret society

[bewitchedv4mp-deactivated202512]

sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[stepsisterinchrist]

sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

[azheria]

My duckduckgo searches as I get more and more blitzed on mead from the finest tavern

[neenarchive]

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

[neenarchive]

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a january that doesn’t make you go through every emotion known to mankind every day

[fiveholesinthefence]

can someone please change the fucking prophecy

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no