The Black Attack!

The Year is 2047! After the Global War between Wal-Mart and Starbucks the survivors rise from the ashes only to face a new Threat!!!!! SCOTLAND'S HIGHLAND COWS under the reign of RICKY THE BLACK! Hello folks! My name is Richard, I am a graduate at Virginia Tech with major in history with a political science concentration and minor. I like to post random things and geeky things.

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:’O

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The finally finished drawing of assassin-Shepard (for better size click to dA).

I really like this crossover… 

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shimmy’s writing to go along with the picture!

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http://memeblock.com/

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“Confidence is the only key. I know a lot of people who aren’t traditionally ‘beautiful’ - not symmetrical or perfect-bodied or perfect-skinned. But none of that matters because all that shines through is their confidence, humor and comfort with themselves. I can’t think of any better representation of beauty than someone who is unafraid to be herself.”

[onceyougoblack-blog]

Hmmm run or lift?

Why not zoidberg?

[aaaawesomejamie]

Moaning Myrtle:

For one serving you’ll need:

2 ounces Champagne 1 ounce vodka 2 ounces white grape juice Purple sugar Optional: Dry Ice Pour a small amount of grape juice onto a plate and a small amount of purple sugar on a different plate. Dip the rim of the glass in the juice and then in the sugar until the rim is coated. Add vodka, white grape juice, and ice to a martini shaker and shake until chilled. Pour into the martini glass and add the chilled champagne. For a ghostly effect add a small piece of dry ice.

The Severus Snape:

1.5 oz Cruzan Blackstrap Rum .5 oz falernum .5 oz Fernet Branca dash of lavender bitters Combine all ingredients in a mixing glass over ice. Stir for thirty seconds, allow to sit for thirty seconds, and strain into a cocktail glass.

The Goblet of Fire:

1 oz vodka 1 oz blue curacao 3 oz lemonade Splash 151 rum Pinch of cinnamon Pour vodka, blue curacao, and lemonade into a goblet-type glass Top with a splash of 151 proof rum Light on fire Add the pinch of cinnamon to the flames (cinnamon will spark)

 The Lucius Malfoy:

1 oz Bourbon 4 oz lemonade 1 slice lemon Add ice to glass Pour in Bourbon Top with lemonade Garnish with lemon

The Slytherin:

4 mint leaves 1 oz rum 2 slices lime 3 tsp sugar 3 oz champagne Muddle mint leaves, limes, rum, sugar in shaker until sugar dissolves Strain into champagne flute Add champagne Garnish with mint

Lord Voldemort:

1 oz Tequila 1/3 oz Tabasco sauce 1 jalapeno pepper Muddle jalapeno pepper and Tabasco sauce. Strain into shot glass. Add tequila. Garnish with thin slice of jalapeno.

Fred and George Weasley:

1 oz Vodka 1½ oz Chambord 1½ oz Peach Schnapps Splash of Pineapple juice Strawberry Pop Rocks Fill martini glass with cold water and place in freezer for 2 minutes to chill. Pour all ingredients except candy in a shaker with ice. Rim martini glass with Strawberry Pop Rocks Pour in contents of mixer.

 Luna Lovegood:

1 oz Grey Goose Le Citron vodka 1½ oz Elderflower liquor 7 raspberries 1 tsp sugar Pink lemonade Lemon wedge garnish Muddle 6 raspberries with sugar in a tall glass. Add ice. Top with vodka and pink lemonade. Garnish with lemon wedge and raspberry.

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Unnecessary Invention of the Day: Here’s the product description for the Glass Tank:

The device consists of a bulb shaped container with the glass below. When the amount in the glass decreases, a constant amount is poured from the tank into the glass. The wine will never overflow because of the balance between air pressure and water pressure.

The promises assured in that third sentence set the bar high for this $419 piece of funky glassware. Additionally, isn’t there a certain level of satisfaction found in tipping over a wine bottle for that last drop? Either way, bottoms up!

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indestructiblebeats:

androphilia:

“Before our white brothers arrived to make us civilized men, we didn’t have any kind of prison. Because of this, we had no delinquents. Without a prison, there can be no delinquents. We had no locks nor keys and therefore among us there were no thieves. When someone was so poor that he couldn’t afford a horse, a tent or a blanket, he would, in that case, receive it all as a gift. We were too uncivilized to give great importance to private property. We didn’t know any kind of money and consequently, the value of a human being was not determined by his wealth. We had no written laws laid down, no lawyers, no politicians, therefore we were not able to cheat and swindle one another. We were really in bad shape before the white men arrived and I don’t know how to explain how we were able to manage without these fundamental things that (so they tell us) are so necessary for a civilized society.”

— John (Fire) Lame Deer

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I can’t get enough of puns at the moment.

[youngjusticer]

They are who they wish to be.

Venom, by Dimitar Torbakov.