SILLY KIN CONFESSIONS

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Say, have you ever wished for a kinblog that takes almost any sort of kinfession or kin related request, and accepts kins of any kind on their blog? A blog that is both inclusive and silly? You've come to the right place, in Silly Kinfessions.

We want to make a funny little kin space, while also keeping it interesting and chaotic.

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heyy chat im goin on hiatus for a little bit. i’ll be back soon.

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this is just getting silly. Okay then

So I kin Siffrin from In Stars and Time, yep?

And now. After an rp with a friend. I'm kinsidering Mal Du Pays. The literal embodiment of my depression, the sadness within me

I am literally kinsidering myself but Worse and I'm pretty sure the Universe must be laughing at me /silly

hi sillykinfessioners im back. Anyways yeah I feel you.

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I need to chew on Law like a dog toy or I’ll burst into flames and never reform. - Sabo

me too but im doing it with murderous intent!! anyways hope you find him though

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[starts kinsidering The Heart, The Mind and The Soul from Chonny's Charming Chaos Compendium]

[immediate thought: 3 parts finally became whole again... I Want To Go Back Now]

So I guess I'm at least one of them? Which is fine but idk if I actually want to be all 3 just for the funnies or if that would be the worst thing ever

Much to think about.. (I will not be thinking about this)

-🫶 , regrettably

i know nothing about what youre talking about but that sounds nice

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canon call moment >< hey! viktor/vanya hargreeves from tua looking for the rest of the academy, esp klaus, five and allison, as well as sissy and harlan!

i'm also down to talk to literally anybody, dad, mom, even leonard.

i'd really like to talk mems, look for canonmates, but also just befriend sourcemates too. like or reblog and ill get to you asap :) 

i'm 18, heads up!

:3

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idk if the talk about villains wiki is still happening but it says patrick bateman is an “implied” pdf file. i think it could be bc he idolizes donald trump but theres no evidence that he likes kids in the book.

villains wiki uses “implied” and then treats it like it’s canon. half the stuff that’s “implied” on there LITERALLY ISNT IMPLIED like they’re just stretches. there are no implications.

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OH ALSO VILLAIN WIKI MIND EXPLAINING MY CHARGE OF “Environmental terrorism”? Listen I fully admit to the other charges but I never harmed the environment and this is slander

- TMP host (again)

THEY LITERALLY JUST MAKE SHIT UP. And theyre like “hmm yes this is right”

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Oh ok villian wiki I see how it is! “He's an incredibly competent criminal, though, something that’s easily overshadowed by his bumbling, hammy personality.” Really giving out backhanded compliments huh? Also “priding himself in being "a sophisticated serial killer", though in reality, he’s not quite serious enough to match this profile.” Excuse you? Really just over looking all the effort I put into my game show huh? “In some of his more pop culture-driven trivia questions, it becomes apparent he's nowhere near as sophisticated as he fancies himself” so knowing pop culture is a crime now???

Well guess who’s not invited to my hotel anymore

- Trivia Murder Party Host

THEY NEED TO HOP OFF. “While not strictly opposing the protagonists or even confirmed to be truly evil, he alters a chain of events in history and in turn is responsible for inciting several primary conflicts” okay so i’m not a villain really?? why am i on villains wiki then? bitch.

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Delving into the villian wiki to see what they have to say about our fictives. Will update with our findings

i wish you luck in your documentation

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Back on the VW hate train again cause I just read another one of the articles about a kin

Silver [Pokémon]

-theft (aight, that's fair)

-assault (yeah ok)

-animal cruelty (ehhh, source canon I guess?, my canon not so much)

-kidnapping (what? When? Huh?)

-abuse (WHAT? NO?)

-🫶

The way they always count every little fucking thing like come onnnn. anyways my crimes from all my canons are excused because im just a girl (i am male)

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hiii it’s me again. i’m pissed off rn bc i decided to look at my villains wiki page.

WHY IS ONE OF MY “CRIMES” GENOCIDE.

i was not the fucking one who did the genocide. where is it mentioned in game. i did nothing like that.

THE ARTIFICER was the one who committed the fucking genocide. i did NOTHING. i’ve been cooped up in a fucking chamber until i was on the brink of death. not even to fucking mention i don’t even follow my source’s canon and i’m STILL upset about this.

dear villains wiki: i fucking hate you

— a very upset five pebbles fictive (also i made myself a blog it’s @pebblesrambles)

kin community vs villains wiki youtuber boxing match. real though

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Silly kinfession time - Hey, so I'm Peter Parker / Spider-man, and the amount of times I've tried to do the little hand-thwippy thing to grab stuff is honestly embarrassing 👎 The thing is, I've done it around people too 😭 just thought it was a lil funny thing I could share

this is so funny to imagine to me idk why

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i think. the funniest thing about being a chronically ill fictionkin is. my kinshifts are more prevalent when im having a flare up.

heart may be going at 130 BPM but hey. looks to the moon laying on the floor and cuddling a cat.

real as fuck. sorry about the illness though

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Canon call time 😎

Name: Cecil

Source: Welcome To Night Vale

Looking for: Anyone but especially Carlos!

Contact me at: @prettydamnneat

Extra: I am a fictive in a system and we are bodily a minor so anyone interacting with /r intentions has to also be bodily a minor :P

posted :3

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speaking of.. for some reason i'm on the villain wiki??? well not exactly me but like.. my monster/zombie self. i mean yea i did kill ppl but like?? dude i was a fuckin mindless killin machine created by BLU against my will. they created that stupid respawn machine and put me thru it. and u know what happens when u fail to respawn after bein subjected to the machine? u turn into those... things. u lose all control of ur own mind. of urself. so why are u labelin me as a villain for somethin i had no control over??? for the actions i took when i literally was nothin but a reanimated corpse??? i did not suffer at the hands of a greedy corporation who doesn't care at all for their workers just for u to say this to me. ur just as fuckin stupid as BLU. fuck off.

(srry if i'm unreasonably angry i really do not like BLU...or villain wiki.)

- ⚾️🧢 jeremy (emesis blue)

many websites are full of people who lack critical thinking. villains wiki is one of them. i’ve seen emesis blue and honestly while im from tf2 and not that specific media and so i cant really fully understand the amount of horrible shit you went through, that sounds pretty awful. i hope shit is feeling better for you now

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Hai again, sillykinfessions community, I wanted to say that, to any Kosm/Kos kins I love you, your so sweet <3 (platonic)

We were casual friends in my canon - The Moon Presence

love when people send platonic kin lovemail, good luck finding your friend :3