THIS IS THE BEST!! ( ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵖˡᵃʸ )

INDIE MUTANT OC.SELECTIVE / SEMI-PRIVATETRIGGER HEAVYREAD RULES

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DORIAN WINSLOW; INSTAGRAM

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“I’M THE MOST ATTRACTIVE PERSON IN THE MCDONALDS, BUT THE FRIES STILL COST THE SAME.” - Heiko Julien

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Athena: Ask for the character's advice "What can I do if my crush doesn't know I exist? Thank you!"

“I mean, I’m sorry love but this is really hard for me to relate to because I make enough of an ass of myself on the daily to know I exist. But, uh - have you tried streaking? Apparently that’s worked for me. I ‘unno. I’ve been drunk most of the time. Real talk though, um... Texting usually works for me! It helps give you time to think about what you wanna say and topics but getting your foot in the door! Cheers.”

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ARES: Ryan Kuang

“Smashed, smash, smosh. I’d smash again, I see no reason not to.”

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*casual walks by and drops this*

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Send ✚ for a HEALTH headcanon. Send ♕ for a CHILDHOOD headcanon. Send ✿ for a HAPPINESS headcanon. Send ␛ for an ANGER headcanon. Send ♆ for a BODY headcanon. Send ϡ for a MENTAL STATE headcanon. Send ღ for a LOVE/SEXUALITY headcanon. Send † for a RELIGION headcanon. Send ✄ for a PET PEEVE headcanon. Send ☂;meme for a FOOD headcanon.

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Skelfie by Iheartjlp.com on Society6

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The only ways to monogram

[oncpercent]

straight white boy: *constantly talks about dick*

straight white boy: *talks about dicks with guy friends*

straight white boy: *compares dick size with other guys*

straight white boy: no homo

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Visit Original Link

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auroraimages:

Journey - Lovin’ Touchin’ Squeezin’

it won’t be long…

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HE IS THE LAST PRINCE OF HELL         WICKED, VIOLENT AND DEVILISHLY HANDSOME...

MY BONES ARE BEAMS, MY FLESH IS GLASS.  I AM A TOWER. I AM A SIGHT TO BEHOLD.

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[agentnorth]

Visit Original Link

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aerialbots:

Sussanne Sundfør || White Foxes

You gave me my very first gun I’ll go out and hunt the hidden dome With white foxes, with white foxes Freeze

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eastfunction:

❛  you look like the kinda guy who tryn’a  WHIP  every party he go to,  no lie. ❜   he looks concerned  (  possibly for whoever had to witness it  ).  head tilts slightly,  almost trying to see it  …  it’s almost too difficult.  those vines.  how they clap into it  …  the horror.   ❛  tell me you don’t actually do tha’  …               DO YOU ?  ❜

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            “JESUS. fuck, man, i get it. i’m white. lay off already.         i don’t even go on vine. i just watch to compilations on youtube... ”                                                and he sure as hell doesn’t WHIP or DAB                                                 ( hell, he barely knows what that means... )

                                         SHIT... maybe he is that white.                    He does think Eminem is one of the greatest rappers of all time...

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fUCKING BURN IT.

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