Chaos

Someone stole my tumblr but I got it back, so if you got a weird spam message from me, I'm sorry, it wasn't me, they even changed the name and everything

[caren70]

The Langoliers.

[thepowerofnow7]

[autumnniightss]

@mmoonsilverr

[mmoonsilverr]

OTTERLY CUTE 🦦

[magnhild]

it's midnight on the 1st of june aest

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[cosmonautroger]

Otama-Shimai

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[archangelofgore]

[one-cat-or-two]

The fucking pleasure of doing that!

ps- next time sign it with your teeth!

[natsumipocket]

Blue collection by Daniel Romero

[cinematicwasteland]

[one-cat-or-two]

Cuanto estaba en la ESO tenía una amiga obsesionada con Xena, pero obsesionada... Recuerdo que mi madre me dijo "es lesbiana" y yo me enfadé diciéndole que qué mierda de estereotipo era ese, y ella se encogió de hombros un poco chula y me dijo "también lleva el pelo corto y ropa ancha... Es lesbiana"

Me la encontré hace unos años con su novia en un blablacar

Jamás le diré a mi madre que tiene razón

[plutonus]

[asmeesh]

1$ flea market score. Tiny glass 1960s perfume bottles. I love them.

[shit-show-no-go]

Can you swap their heads ?

[asmeesh]

omg you can

[asmeesh]

Their meeting was foretold in the ancient texts

[theinvisiblespoon]

[nintendovibes]

[assgod]

[witchboxco]

[idieinmydaydream]

黑物社 CK

[neseninlenedesensiz]

[gothicprep]

my phone has been on vibrate since 2006

[gremlininho]