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Run away while you still can.

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Sebby: I didn't wanna do this, but I do know one way we could get the money.

Seamus: You'd make a decent prostitute.

Sebby: I'd make an AMAZING prostitute.

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Odetta: I know you must be surprised to see me here.

Derek: Not really, since you follow me everywhere.

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Glimmer: You know, you've got to stop sending me these mixed messages.

Caleb: 'I don't like you' and 'go away' are not mixed messages.

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Will: Why are you naked?

Juro: I don't have any clothes.

Shane, opening Juro's closet: What do you mean? You have a lot of clothes. Like this shirt, this jacket, hi Lukáš, these jeans...

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Mara: I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom. Right Lukáš?

Lukáš: Please stop talking.

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Peťa: You need to react when people cry.

Aďka: I did, I rolled my eyes.

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Charlie: I'm not interested in you that way.

Luke: What way?

Charlie: Pick one.

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Ethan: What's taking you so long?

Josh: Well, ah, I was just thinking...

Ethan: Say no more.

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Kiara & Carmen: Alright, listen you little shits.

Carmen: Not you, Sebby. You're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.

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Vil Piesok: What is he doing out there?

František Vesmír, in a corn field: [banging two pots together] IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW

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Rosalia: Josh, can I speak to you for a minute?

Josh: Ooooh, someone's in trouble.

Josh: It's me, I don't know why I did that.

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Lukáš: We can't all be social butterflies, Juro. For some of us, human interaction is difficult.

Juro: It might help if you stop calling it 'human interaction'.

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Juro: Do you want to know my opinion?

Lukáš: Not really, no-

Juro: [starts talking]

Lukáš: OH MY GOD

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Lukáš: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Jakub: You sleep with a teddy bear I gave you.

Lukáš: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

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Sebby: Alright, so you and I are married.

Fred: We are not married.

Sebby: Relax, it's just pretend.

Fred: I don't wanna pretend.

Sebby: Scared you'll like it?

Fred: Okay, if we're married, I want a divorce.

Kenny: Are you two like this all the time?

George: Yes, they are.

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Lukáš: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?

Vietor: Yeah.

Lukáš: I was hula-hooping. I attend a class for fitness and for fun.

Vietor: [whispers] Oh my god...

Lukáš: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie doodle.

Vietor: Why are you telling me all this?

Lukáš: [smiles sinisterly] Because no one will ever believe you.

Vietor: You sick, sick son of a bitch.

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I was never one to hold grudges. My mother held grudges. I’ll always hate her for that.

Lukáš Temný