🦀Call me Mr. Bitches, cause I ain't got none🦀

An insult a day keeps the confidence away! I like fire and sharp objects. Deceased. 26. she/her.

[jijidraws]

Oh won’t someone free a poor, defenceless, sweet mermaid? 🥺🖤✨✨✨

prints available xx

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[gokucat]

feeding her stuffie must live on....

[what-even-is-thiss]

YouTube autogenerated subtitles are hindering my ability to learn Spanish because they censor all the swear words

[what-even-is-thiss]

Stop trying to protect my impressionable mind. I wanna learn how to be rude.

[i-hate-you3000]

Here's a (hopefully) comprehensive list of several curse words/insults (biased because I'm Venezuelan):

Fuck/Shit/Holy Shit:

Mierda = "Shit"

Vergación ="Holy Shit" (Verga by itself means "cock" but can also be used as an exclamation)

Coño = "Fuck"

Nojoda = "Fuck" but in disbelief

Coño de la madre (typically said "coñoelamadre" all together) = "Damn it"

Maldita sea = "Fucking Hell"

Maldicion = "Goddamnit"

Bastard/Motherfucker/Piece of Shit/Asshole:

Coño de tu madre (typically said "coñoetumadre" all together) = "Son of a Bitch" (literally translates to "your mother's cunt")

Hijo de Puta (typically said "hijoeputa" all together) = "Whoreson/Bastard/Motherfucker"

Malparido = (typically said "malpario", with the d staying silent) "Badly Born"

Parido por el culo (typically said "pario por el culo", with the d staying silent) = "Birthed through the Ass"

Bitch/Cunt/Whore:

Puta = "Prostitute"

Puto = "Manwhore"

Zorra = "Slut"

Perra = "Whore"

Regalada = "Easy Girl"

Stupid/Idiot:

Huevon/Cabeza de Huevo (typically said "cabezaehuevo" all together) = "Idiot/Stupid in the Head"

Pajúo = "Idiot/Gossiper"

Pendejo = "Stupid/Moron"

Others:

Mamamelo = "Suck My Dick"

Mamahuevo = "Cocksucker"

Caraverga = "Dickface"

Pegacacho/Montacacho/Cachonero (M) /Cachonera (F) = "Cheater"

Verga = Cock (can also be used as "Holy Shit")

anyways have fun!!!

@amberlightwolfielove do you got any?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Gracias por tu conocimiento.

[pangur-and-grim]

I felt bad accepting financial aid for my medication, but also, I DID NEED THE FINANCIAL AID. so maybe that’s alright.

and now I can finally get my immunosuppressants and pay zero dollars for them, so that’s good!

[pangur-and-grim]

this is very good advice, boosting this so more people can see

[partywithponies]

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

[cookiethebirddoll]

they should invent blankets that make you feel warm (good) but don't make you feel warm (bad)

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[robfordthemusical-deactivated20]

Remember the time it was so hot in halifax that the lampposts melted because I completely forgot to post about it when I was actually in halifax so here it is 2 weeks late

[gentlemanbones]

They just look so tired and ready to give up.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

this is an art installation

the melting point of steel is over 2,600 degrees fahrenheit

[candlelion-deactivated20140107]

it was a rough summer in halifax

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: When you walk the Jianghu, be fast (cr 兜里有糖)

[teaboot]

ARE THESE BIRDS❔❔❔

[pissvortex]

paleo diets don’t exist. you will never have the nutritional range of a caveman. your jaw and teeth have already been permanently weakened from eating soft breads your whole life and never tanning an animal hide with your bare teeth. a neanderthal would beat your ass

[awed-frog]

Not to mention a ‘real’ paleo diet would include 183 species of wild flowers, herbs and barks and definitely not choice cuts of meat at every meal.

[bramblepatch]

An authentic "paleo" diet really also ought to disallow any refrigeration other than maybe burying a carcass in the permafrost.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cavemen ate whatever calories were available in their environment so me eating an entire chocolate cake from the supermarket half a block away is paleo.

[cannibalchicken]

[triangleguy]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Dysphoria Hoodie is so real but can we give a round of applause to Autism Hoodie?

u were always there for my autistic ass when textures were awful, the world was too bright & loud, eye contact needed to be avoided, and i didn't know what to do with my hands. u even let me use your pullstrings as a stim toy. truest ride or die bestie i'll ever know 🫶💖🫡

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"they're the same hoodie" that is FREQUENTLY CORRECT

[clonehub]

I hate you epitome of innocence being represented with blonde hair I hate you lightness representing goodness I hate you "angelic features" automatically being read as blonde hair and blue eyed with pale skin I hate you whiteness as the default for morality I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

[clonehub]

Guess who's being the most annoying on this post

[clonehub]

this post isnt about blondes and how its so unfair to them that theyre always viewed as good healthy holy morally upright outstanding people no matter what this post is about racism its about colorism its about white supremacy making people with dark features and skin literally feel evil. this is not about your stupid disney princesses or achilles or your fave anime boys being allowed to be unhinged feral shitty awful people and this sure as hell is not an opportunity for blonde people themselves to show their entire pasty flat asses and beg praise for "breaking the stereotype" by being shitty unhinged people. fandom people you are 192% of the problem. white people in general you are 1,000% the origin of the problem. this site is so unbearably white my GOD

[only-cat-memes]

[alivehouse]

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now