Nowadays I've concocted 8etta waves.

You cod efin deign to call me 8atterwitch.  ||  Fushcia Mindfang for clownmother's Trollstuck AU

[meme-archive]

Send me a ❖ + a question and my muse will be forced to tell the truth.

[wonderfullybadjokes]

I'm attracted to people who wear shirts with 8 buttons.

They fascinate.

[onearmedempress-blog]

[onearmedempress-blog]

violetconjurings:

I assume THey go by a similar rule of “Piss me off and faCe my wraTH, oTHerwise i’m quiTe ConTenT To siT Here and waTCH you idioTs kill eaCH oTHer”?

From w) (at I’ve ) (eard, t) (at’s essentially correct.

[onearmedempress-blog]

((my friends and i have the raddest idea for next halloween

so we’re all gonna dress up as frisks and charas right and then the tallest person in our group is gonna be toriel and just trail behind us looking generally concerned and horrified

[onearmedempress-blog]

Very muc) ( so, yea) (.

[riotouscutthroat-deactivated201]

I’d tell yOu I tOld yOu sO, but I dOn’t knOw her THAT lOng sO.

[onearmedempress-blog]

T) (ere’d 8e no need for t) (at, anywave. I’ve 8een acquainted wit) ( t) (e gill long enoug) ( to know ) (ow muc) ( of a pain s) (e is, at least towards me.

[onearmedempress-blog]

You’re telling me t) (at I’ve been putting up wit) ( you for not) (ing?

[scp-2955-blog]

> I’m telling you you gott4 try 4 little h4rder th4n th4t to get me hearing the screeching of pitch 4ngels.

> You’re cute, but const4ntly trying to kill me? Such 4 turn off.

[onearmedempress-blog]

Mo8y I could stop t) (at for a little w) (ile.

[violetconjurings-blog]

onearmedempress:

O) (, does it. Good.

W) (ile t) (at’s pro8u88ly t) (e 8est wave to position yours) (ell, I ) (ope you know t) (at someday someone is going to try to force you to c) (oose a side, and if you pick wrong, t) (ey’ll krill you.

T) (at’s actually a friendly warning. Not a t) (reat.

And on THaT day, THey will learn wHy exaCTly you donT aggravaTe a neuTral parTy. THeir life will end on THaT day, as will THe lives of anyone else who sTep onTo my land.

I’ll Take iT as suCH THen.

[onearmedempress-blog]

So you’re pike -Eart) ( Switzerland, t) (en.

[onearmedempress-blog]

violetconjurings:

AH, THaT does make sense. I CanT say i’m all THaT surprised really.

Indeed. I am well aware of THe ConsequenCes of joining one side or anoTHer, buT i’m far more dediCaTed To wHaT I do to Care abouT THe peTTy squabbles THaT Trolls Have wiTH eaCH oTHer.

O) (, does it. Good.

W) (ile t) (at’s pro8u88ly t) (e 8est wave to position yours) (ell, I ) (ope you know t) (at someday someone is going to try to force you to c) (oose a side, and if you pick wrong, t) (ey’ll krill you.

T) (at’s actually a friendly warning. Not a t) (reat.

[majo-no-meinu-deactivated201602]

   EW.

   GROSS.

   AN EMPRESS.

   DISGUSTING.

[onearmedempress-blog]

O) (, if I ) (ad a 8oondollar for everytime I ) (eard t) (at, I’d 8e far ric) (er t) (an I already am.

[onearmedempress-blog]

I ) (aven’t ) (eard from Zandra in a w) (ale.

[violetconjurings-blog]

OH? Pardon my inquiring, buT How Have you Heard of me THen?

True, buT wHaT I do requires privaCy, one Can’T exaCTly aCHieve THaT wHen THey Have enemies. HenCe wHy I like To sTay neuTral.

[onearmedempress-blog]

I’ve ) (eard a8out you t) (roug) ( some of my spies, if you will, w) (o keep watc) ( on people t) (ey 8elieve cod turn against me. Pardon my caution.

T) (at’s very smart of you.

[onearmedempress-blog]

majo-no-meinu started following you

And ) (ere I ) (ad just finis) (ed greeting evermo8y else.

You get your own greeter, congratulations.

I’m Nevae) (, don’t call me t) (at unless i give you permission or you ) (ave a deat) ( wis) (, call me Marquise Spinneret Mindfang oar -Empress, et cetera et cetera.

[violetconjurings-blog]

I’m noT surprised. one Tends To make a name for THemself wHen THey offer serviCes via differenT enTiTies. As well as wHen THey kill anyone wHo Happens To sTep on THeir island uninviTed buT I digress.

Hopefully iT is. I do Try To sTay a neuTral parTy afTer all, and angering THe empress would make THaT Hard.

[onearmedempress-blog]

Yes, it reelly would. 8ut t) (at wasn’t actually w) (y I’ve heard a8oat you.

It’s quite odd for someone so ) (ig) ( on t) (e spectrum to not 8e implicitly sided wit) ( mys) (ellf.

[forgottenjade]

I see. Hello then, Empress.

[onearmedempress-blog]

O) (, finally, someone w) (o s) (ows some proper respect. I like that.

W) (at’s your name?

[violetconjurings-blog]

I Tend To go by my TiTle around oTHers THese days, so you may Call me Conjurer.

IT’s a pleasure To make your aCquanTinCe i’m sure.

[onearmedempress-blog]

O) () () () () () () () (, t) (e Conjurer. I’ve ) (eard a 8it a8oat you.

I sincerely ) (ope it is.

[onearmedempress-blog]

@cutemoniic @gximdarkseer @pridefulserket @flashingtentacleprincess @crankycrab

W) (alecome to ) (ell, kids. I ) (ope you 8roug) (t an attitude t) (at won’t piss me off. Name’s Nevae) ( Peixes, boat I would suggest you naut call me t) (at unless you want my drones breaking down your doors. You my refer to me as Marquise Spinneret Mindfang or the -Empress