OneBigAssCracker

[onebigasscracker]

Saw a cat today that just looked like this. He just looked so frightened at everything

[onebigasscracker]

I feel like the best thing about being tall, is that whenever I'm hungry I can eat what is considered a 5 course meal for short people as a light snack

[onebigasscracker]

One of the main characters from my newly written book, named The Awakening 2256. Her name is Aellio, she is a half harpy half human, and is 22 years old. Other key traits is that she is an Olympic sliver in flight in this world, and an Olympic bronze in reconnaissance, also a class in this world. And because this is Tumblr, of course she's bi! Cheers!

[onebigasscracker]

I feel like some people never had that one art teacher, and it shows

[onebigasscracker]

If you're ever wondering how illiterate the American government is, we forgot to name the fucking country

[onebigasscracker]

Why is it that somedays I feel fine, and then the next, I feel like bashing my head head through another wall

[onebigasscracker]

I just want to feel normal. I just want to go a full day without trying to visualize how much better everything would be without me putting a damper on everyone's life. I just want to be happy

[fairy-wren]

[onebigasscracker]

The pose the power The Presence