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craig owens. king of emo nite. gh: detroitcryptid

[onecarfuneral]

what up i'm craig i'm 35 and i died for three days

[onecarfuneral]

i'm sorry but someone has to say it. all mango flavored candy tastes like feet

[chumbawambafanblog]

howdy i’m bert - father to cleo, minnie and a badass dog named shakespeare. if you think you’re having a bad day just remember that one time i went to prison wearing my buttsex is itchy t-shirt

send in your questions @ mouthofthecanyon on gh

[chumbawumbahateblog]

hey what’s up i’m kyle fletchers from the band decembers tragedy. zak bagans rules, chumbawumba drools. i stan mcr but not their lead singer daddy mcasscrack. send me your best meme @ fartvvaves

[onecarfuneral]

i'm craig owens, and i'm tired. this is my intro. enjoy!

[lollapabooza-deactivated2021121]

sup y’all it’s your real life buttercup here.

i’m madi and i like to draw on people’s faces and sometimes other parts of their body if they’ll let me and i’m luke’s mom so be nice to my son! i also love whiteclaws so if you need ideas for my birthday that’s coming up......

i’m on gh at punkkardashian if you wanna chat

[onecarfuneral]

can't intro too busy watching tornado videos

[onecarfuneral]

have just recently discovered there IS such a thing as too much pasta. very shocked and betrayed

[patroclusdefencesquad]

me at any random moment

[crabmandible]

Im gonna hold an egg in my mouth for 2 hours to challenge myself.

[onecarfuneral]

i'm never tweeting anything ever again

[onecarfuneral]

alexa really just called me out on my water drinking right here and now but it worked since i'm gulping down a glass now

[onecarfuneral]

quick everyone send hailie your favorite eminem lyric or song!

[catasters]

[cosmicvngel]

[bostoncreamin]

hello i’m hailie scott, and i’m available for all your fitness training needs down at 24 hour fitness. when i’m not physically torturing people through the act of working out, you can probably find me either taking a nap, shoving my face with snacks, or trying to kidnap all your puppies. 🏵️

come get your own personalized diss track on hangouts @ tiredgirlhours !!!!

[onecarfuneral]

someone smack me if they don't see me drinking more water tomorrow i've been slacking on my water game