welcome to the mermaid lagoon

Kelli 27 Florida. My heart belongs to the ocean. Everyone's a star and deserves the right to twinkle. 85% sarcastic 5% coffee 10% drunk

[onegracelesslady]

Even when life has given you all you could ask for sometimes you still feel like you’re not enough.

[toastbutteregg]

this is stronger than most relationships

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

Me at parties

[sodiscreetlysympathetic-deactiv]

[onegracelesslady]

I wish I was in love with someone who was in love with me, too.

[onegracelesslady]

Nothing I do will ever fucking be good enough.

[samoanpunch]

[keyworldwide]

Prince just waiting for one of these niggas to challenge him to a game tho

[mopwringermagic-deactivated2012]

“You call that a jumpshot?”

[gaws]

After the game, Prince took the teams back inside and made them pancakes. 

Pancakes. 

[kryptonians]

Prince always bets on Blouses.

[beastgohan921]

[vouslalala-blog]

For the commentary.

[princecarlton]

Dave was sitting next to him and you just know they was crackin mad jokes

[ghislllain]

YES I love this

[purplepersuasion]

lmfao

[thesnicketfile]

Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

[ghostielevi]

“you’re obsessed with your mental illness”

i know right? it’s almost like it impacts every part of my life

[bratzr0ckangelz]

“it’s all in your head”

I know right? it’s almost like it’s a mental illness

[pr1nceshawn]

Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.

[sickjacket]

today i found out that when monarch butterflies migrate south for the winter, all the ones that go across the middle of lake superior suddenly stop going south and go west for five miles and then continue south. which really freaked scientists out cos like What is in the Middle of Lake Superior what do Butterflies know that We Dont Is This The End Times etc. anyway turns out about a hundred million years ago there was a mountain there and the butterflies still think they gotta fly around it. classic butterflies

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me to mother earth: we totally deserve what’s coming to us but are you ok

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

[kyloreybans-deactivated20160107]

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

[ericazcrown]

Same.

[coolthingoftheday]

[betterlearn]

[classicmeevs]

[chalkycandy]

[boye-interrupted]

This girl is unreal. 

[wrath-the-furious-deactivated20]

aaand we have another good one. 

[like-penguinsinthe-desert-deact]

God I’m so in love

[toughtink]

my bro’s doin great things in the marines

[like-penguinsinthe-desert-deact]

Accurate

[upknucks]

oh my god