Cyril wouldn’t dare step foot in my kitchen
Unless he wants his ass kicked.
... Are you sure about that.
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Cyril wouldn’t dare step foot in my kitchen
Unless he wants his ass kicked.
... Are you sure about that.
AHHhHHHhhhHHhHhHh
PICKS YOU UP AND SPINS YOU FOR FIVE MILLION YEARS
floweringjapaneseaussie replied to your post
There's an open space in the kitchen if you want a place to hide.
Thank you very much, Miss.
NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
I SOMEHOW GOT MARRIED TO A GUY AND GOT STUCK WITH MY SISTER'S THREE KIDS
AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THE GUY I WORK WITH NAMED CYRIL WHO PROBABLY IS GOING TO MURDER ME WHEN HE SEES I'M BACK AT WORK.
Guess who's back from visiting the family in America...
smokeyfugue liked your post:I arise from the dead Where did I come from? .
At least someone seems interested in my return.
smokeyfugue liked your post:I arise from the dead Where did I come from? .
I arise from the dead
Where did I come from?
Where did I go?
Fuck I went home for a while. It was hell.
>>Here he is, Mr. No-nonsense-conductor
I want the K, Maxy (Pad).
2. Cheek Kiss.>>GODSPEED. One he didn't have to feel embarrassed about! Max quickly kisses Petunia's cheek, giving her a smile afterwords.My favorite little sister.
I want the K
5. Firm Kiss>>Woof. Well, this was awkward. Max sighed and swallowed before grabbing onto Dylan's tie and pulling him into a kiss.>>Once some time passed, he released him and wiped his mouth on his sleeve.... I need a drink...
I want the k!
10: Neck Kiss
Meredith’s cheeks once again heated up, and a little shy smile spread across his lips, as he leaned over and gently kissed Maxwell’s neck. “There you are.” He said when he pulled away.
M- I want the K
7. Romantic kiss>>Well... That wasn't too bad. It could be worse!With a deep breath, Maxwell mustered up his courage to approach the man."Meredith... I uh... Need to tell you something... Bend down for a sec...">>The male complied and did as the conductor said, only to be lip-locked with him. Max, face bright red, pulled away after a few seconds and looked to the side."S-Sorry..."
Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number
1: Hot, Steamy kiss
2: Cheek Kiss
3: Nose Kiss
4: Forehead Kiss
5: Firm Kiss
6: Gentle Peck
7: Romantic Kiss
8: Eyelid Kiss
9: Jawline Kiss
10: Neck Kiss
11: Collarbone Kiss
12: Chest Kiss
13: Stomach Kiss
14: Kiss Along the Hips
15: Kiss in the Rain
16: Upside-Down Kiss
17: Goofy Kiss
18: Underwater Kiss
19: Forceful Kiss
20: Any of the Above
21: Then there’s tongue
((This as definitely funnier in my head but i can't stop giggling hen i look at it end me))
onehundredhalfpennies started following you
"Hello, sir. I was… wondering… as to the price of a tram ticket."
"Well ma'am, a tram ticket is a penny. Is that everything you need?"
onehundredhalfpennies started following you
[Why would a man, dressed in a tram conductor’s uniform, be just wandering around London? That, was a question that Brenda couldn’t answer. Being her usual curious self, she decided that the easiest way to find out was to ask.]
"Good day, sir! May I ask: are you lost? You seem to be distracted."
>>Maxwell nearly jumped at the voice, turning to quickly look at the woman. Was he lost? Yes. London was definitely not how he expected it to be. The man thought he would be able to maneuver his way around the streets, but instead he only managed to make himself lost and going in circles.
"Lost? Er... No... Just uh, a little bit confused on where I am..."