Henchmaniac Ford

[oneofthefreaksford]

So I take it that you are very close with Bill? How did you to get so close? Did he never try to manipulate you?

Yes, me and my Muse are very close! He’s the best thing that ever happened to me! And as for any manipulation, the worst He’s ever done was not disclosing the intended use of the portal immediately, but He only did it because he wasn’t sure how I’d react to being an assistant in causing the apocalypse. And He explained everything as soon as I asked politely! So no, he didn’t

[oneofthefreaksford]

Hey Ford, are you and bill dating or married? Just wondering

We actually got married while drunk on my birthday! We only realised after we’ve already confessed our feelings, and my Muse was so kind to throw a proper marriage ceremony as soo nas possible! He wore this beautiful white dress, and it was honestly extremely difficult to keep myself from falling apart right then and there!

[oneofthefreaksford]

You and the witch Bill are perfect for each other 😭 @the-triangle-witch y'all are both simps

And who’s that? Is it an apparition of my Muse? I must investigate posthaste!

[oneofthefreaksford]

little OotF!Ford drawing cuz why not

idk prolly gonna post more as I make it

[oneofthefreaksford]

Hi, ford! I love your outfit! It's so cool!

Why thank you! My Muse provided me with it! Well, moreso, a short while after I joined Him as His Henchmaniac, I managed to rip my old coat, and I honestly couldn't bear the thought of exchanging it for a different one, since it's my coat! It has survived so many years with me and I couldn't just throw it away! To my sincerest joy, my thoughtfull, gorgeous, outstanding and beautiful Muse repaired my coat, as well as changing it's color to what it is now! I did ask Him why did He change the colours and design, and He explained that it was to illustrate my devotion for Him, and I cannot possibly argue with that!

[oneofthefreaksford]

Hey Ford! Nice gloves :D Did Bill give them to you?

Why yes He did! My Muse gave them to me a few days after I entered the portal, as a tool to help me thrive and survive! They allow me access to many unique and supernatural abilities! For example, they allow me to levitate and propell myself upwards and teleport within short distances! They also seem to come with a traingular in-built laser shooter, very helpful in protecting my Muse from any pests who dare disturb Him!

[oneofthefreaksford]

"My Muse? Where are you?"

One of the Freaks AU Ford, he's a henchmaniac and in a relationship with his Bill, genuinely on his side (here the Henchmaniacs are literally Bill's friends who are also freaks)

He's a major simp and will flirt with any Bill he encounters

He's also confused about the other universe Ford's not loving their Bills (his didn't betray him)

If there's any questions about this AU, ask away :D

Here's how he looks like!

(Magic gloves allow him to have powers :D gifted to him by Bill)

Mod text is purple, Ford speaking is blue, description of what he does is white

no specific DNI's except the usual incest/pedophila/zoophilia/excessive hate etc etc, but I will block if I'm feeling uncomfortable

Ships canon to this AU are BillFord and FiddleStan

go ham in the askbox, he's lonely as fuck /j