Empty your mind of anxiety, and solutions will come to you. (Inbox OPEN. Pelipper mail, magic anons, etc ON. Pokemon IRL blog do not steal. rotomblr hub @rotomblrsmazeoflife)
Due to reasons unknown, I have been granted a vast amount of knowledge.
This knowledge I have used to operate what you humans refer to as a "computer". It's a marvelous device, I'm sure of it.
I hope I will aid you well.
\\ Inbox open. Pelipper Mail/Unmail/Malice, Musharna Mail/Malice, other types of mail, and Magic Anons are all OPEN. Sapient Pokemon interactions are ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED. Go nuts. OOC under cut. Also, stupid jokes will be tagged with #chilly reception.
hey it's @ofairandbeauteousone here's a dude. not an eeby though. just a dude. however it's not actually a dude. it's a slowking that says trans rights.
this is a sapient pokemon blog. everyone can interact, though. except the NSFW ones. screw the NSFW ones.
this blog is a no-stakes blog. however, this blog will interact with more-than-low-stakes events & blogs.
this blog has been sitting in my mind for years. apparently slowking are actually really intelligent compared to many other pokemon. so i thought, "what if a slowking was on Rotomblr?" and i did it, eventually.
yes, i might post a shellder one day.
i might bring in an oranguru somewhere in the future, for no apparent reason.
i could have taken i-am-a-slowking. i know.
Same idiot behind @owtheshedinja and @ask-alicia-pendragon. You know me, I have the she/they pronouns and noncanonically kin Minato Arisato from the Persona 3 manga.
This is a sapient Pokemon blog. No romantic, shippy, or NSFW stuff!
As with all my other blogs, all kinds of interactions are accepted. That means hybrids, sapient mons, eebies, absolutely everything. Do not worry: Slowking is real, and real recognizes real. That means everyone. Except the bigots.
This blog does not... uh... what was I supposed to say again? Dear god I think the slowpoke got to me
Major CW for fourth-wall breaking just because this blog will also interact with non-Rotomblr blogs, as well as reference... actually, way too many things.
As always, DM me on my main if you want anything tagged.
Some of my more bubbly friends have told me I need to lighten up more. So I suppose not only am I starting a blog, I'm also taking up punnery.
...I know, I know. No need Togetic-cited.
I know there's a lot of legends about humans being summoned to the pokemon world, but I'm pretty sure most humans are like us. Plus there's no way those legends aren't super embellished, right? I mean, fighting Dialga? Come on. There's no way that happened. Humans are brave, but any rational being would be shaking like someone just used Bulldoze. Human OR mon!
It all happened! It's not fake! The heroes aren't fake!
I am sorry to burst your bubble, anonymous user of Tacklr, but I assure you that these legends are true. Many stories involving world-ending events being prevented by a human-turned-Pokemon and their loyal partner have all turned out to be the case. If anyone from the Air Continent remembers the constant natural disasters from long ago, do not worry as the Fugitives of Fate have managed to stop them with the help of the Legendary Pokemon Rayquaza.
This blog allows for asks of all kinds, sent with or without permission. Advertisements, spam mail, general mail, Musharna mail, Pelipper mail, fanmail... you name it!
Reblog if this is also true for your blog. By default, this excludes anon hate.
\\okay i've already done the "rb for an ask from ___" thing everyone else seems to be doing. i'm not doing it again. i'm sending people asks unprompted and you could do it, too*
*YOU DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO DO THIS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO
Pokemon can have a range of neurodiverse conditions such as autism, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, dyslexia, anxiety, and many other things that humans can normally have. They are like us, in a way.
Thunder Continent - What's something that you think is cool about your species?
Us Slowking have a tremendous amount of knowledge, as well as the tendency to stay calm in even the most dangerous situations. I have heard rumors that Slowking are smart enough to learn and speak in human tongues - these theories are unsubstantiated, but I am eager to see the day we can truly communicate with our two-legged friends.
There is nothing that regular Slowking call "cool" about this, as it is a part of our life as much as others. So are our latent psychic powers, though I will not choose to talk about those in this post. I feel I have given you enough Slowking facts for a lifetime.
