i don't know how 2 read

proud owner of (1) ABSOL. if you are stigmatized against absol i WILL block you (asks open, pelipper mail open, blog hub @rotomblrsmazeoflife, NO MUTUAL AID ASKS)

[owtheshedinja]

[Photo ID: A picture of an Absol.]

yo whats up im jared from hoenn. apparently they let pokemon rangers post on here and they never check the posts so i can say all the swear words i want

ive got like two pokemon (actually like 3 or 4 but who the hell cares). one is called Hell. and the other one is called Shadow the Hedgehog. shadow the hedgehogs an absol and my partner in crime. meanwhile hell is a Shedinja

my other 2 pokemon are appliance the applin and minerva the misdreavus. appliance showed up at my door once and never decided to leave and minerva was mailed to me as an egg and is under My protection.

ignore the cool ass ryu street fighter lookin picture i just put it there because its fucking funny alright. but also i look like a twink irl so i,m not fucking posting any of my own pics

\\ inbox OPEN. pelipper mail/malice ON. mystery gift ON. musharna mail/malice ON. magic anon mail ON (lightweight), but all effects 1 post only. shedinja mail ON. all other types of mail ON.

any sort of anon hate is OFF. this goes for all my blogs.

I will most likely follow you IF i know who you are in the Rotomblr community, or if the account you follow me on is a Rotomblr account and not an OOC account.

OOC info below cut

It's Cube from @ask-alicia-pendragon again. Here's a guy.

No romantic, shippy, or NSFW stuff on this blog.

Thankfully, this OC is not associated with a particular Discord roleplay server, and thus all events here will supposedly count as canon. Including mail.

If you would ever like anything tagged, please message me here.

Main is @ofairandbeauteousone. I will most likely follow you on there if you're on an OOC account and I know who you are on Rotomblr.

Like every other Rotomblr blog I make, anything goes in regards to interactions. Eeby deebies, sapient Pokemon, canon characters, etcetra. Jared might have differing opinions about what is real on the internet.

This blog is a no-stakes to middle-stakes-ish Pokemon IRL blog. There will be some minor and/or major injuries alongside discussions of Pokemon harm, but nothing too serious.

Text or tags preceded with two backslashes (\\) are out-of-character and should be treated accordingly.

[viridian-rat]

Wait, let me google something

Google translate sucks but I kind of get it and it's funny

[tearoserades]

I MANAGED TO CONVINCE THESE 2 KIDS TO FIND A PANPOUR, PANSEAR AND PANSAGE FOR ME... NO IDEA HOW BUT HELL YEAHHH!!

[actualtrainerred]

I love rotomblr because here I don't have to act like a respectable human I can be as annoying and stupid as my little Pikachu heart desires. My husband has to be mindful of what he posts on Pokegram for Image Reasons but I could shitpost until I die and no one would care. Social media equivalent of Mt Silver.

[eeveeglove]

for any of my kalosian/galarian/paldean mutuals, please remember to keep your pokemon cool during this heat wave!!! even if they normally do well in the heat please be careful!!!

[espers-n-espurrs]

smth smth remember to keep both yourself and your pokemon cool this summer

its so fucking hot

[lovenpeace-pkmn]

The Wizard of Oz is a good story because it's important to introduce children to the idea of charlatans in the role of powerful leaders as early as possible

[owtheshedinja]

alright me and tamaki from @official-stps-spca are gonna be answering some asks for a bit since. like. the both of us just watched a stream where a random dude in a school uniform fell out of a wormhole on top of the fucking bell tower in johto i think you guys deserve this

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

Making one note posts is busy work but someone has to do it. Think of all the porygons getting nutrition off this otherwise useless data

[grass-pokemon-appreciator]

I'm supposed to be reasonable with my money. 15 hoppip plushies is reasonable

[erik-candidinternational]

Worst part of rotomblr is I can't give anyone contemporary film recommendations. Everyone on here is a historical figure. Usually recent history but still, "Oh this movie is great, you'll have to see it when it comes out in 10-40 years" just isn't a reasonable thing to say. No matter how good the film it's not going to live up to that kind of anticipation

[lowrespokemon]

day 38

[paldea-champ-n1cki]

I fucking told y'all.

[image of the side of Nicki's head. There's a whole spot of grey hair.]

I TOLD Y'ALL YOU'D GIVE ME GREY HAIRS BY GOING INTO THE CRATER.

[gwendoline-of-lumiose]

What do you mean you have more pokemon than usual on your battling team? That is against the rules! I do not care how many times you talk about the arcana being the means by which all is revealed! Your gimmick is against league rules!

[lumiose-pokecenter-official]

Community PSA!

Bonjour, friends~! As we all know, as summer approaches the days are going to quickly start getting hotter. If you or your Pokémon are caught in the heat all Kalos centers are equipped with water fountains! You are welcome anytime~!

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Thank you! 💖🌸

[owtheshedinja]

they mean your moots, I think, but that works too

yeah i was talking about the car guy not the fuckass. adult male falling out of a fucking """ultra wormhole""" god damn

...but if theyre like 9 why are they still on gliscord. is this a pokemon thing

[owtheshedinja]

Yo what the hell is my mutual texting me at seven in the morning

[owtheshedinja]

Oh what the fuck was that

[owtheshedinja]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT. COMING OUT OF THAT THING