Hot phrases from birth videos that have stuck with me for years:
"My coochie hurts so bad! Did I rip?!"
"My clitoris, oh God, my clitoris!"
"Oh God I'm crowning!"
"My asshole is burning!"
What are some of yours?
(panicked screaming) "Get him out, get him out!"
"Please pull him out!"
(moaning) "Oh, it hurts."
"Can this contraction be over now?"
"It won't stop!"
"Stop kicking me!"
"Get your fingers out of me!"
"Oh, I'm having one. I'm - yeah." (begins groaning)
"Will it hurt?" (at a vacuum cup for assisted delivery)
(a few minutes later) "Can I have more epidural, please? It hurts so bad!"
âmommy needs you to come out.â âplease, just check meâ (referring to her cervix)
âI canât push anymore.â âpull it out! Pull it out!â âI want it out!â âMy clitoris hurts!â âis the head out yet?â (She hasnât even started opening)
âI donât want anything in my vagina.â âI donât think I can stretch!â Thereâs probably a ton more that I canât think of
remembered a few more:
âcan u see her head yet?â âIâm still stretching.â âI donât want that in me.â (Referring to a forcep delivery)
âplz make it stop going back in.â
âI donât wanna push anymore.â âI canât do it.â (With the head literally crowning)
âOw! Y is she going back in?â
remembered more. Iâm bummed that I canât find the vids for them anymore:
âCâmon baby! Baby, mommy needs you to come out.â
âis that the head? Omg! Omg guys look at its head!â Points at her vagina.
âwhat do u mean donât push? I canât stop it!â
Also, A few mentions from spectators just for giggles:
âpush harder! U gotta get the shoulders out!â âwhoa look at how big his head is!â âbring ur legs back, all the way back.â *tries pushing with all her might* & doctor says âyeah we have a ways to go heâs still way up there.â âDonât worry itâs just baby going back in.â












