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@onetwopee
Besides the omo kink in general being kind of strange, now and then I think about the fact that my first thoughts when I find someone attractive are “I love you, please piss yourself.”
Me: (squirming a little desperate) gotta be careful... My juice...
My man: your juice?
Me: heh yeah.... I got the juice~ it might spill...
Him: lemme see... I want some juice...
Me: (giggling) n-no! You'd get a whole pitcher...! >.
Imagining Edd.i.e having to pee and Ven/om stopping him from going and is like “No… I’ve never felt this before…” And Eddi/e goes “well you won’t feel it for long I’m fixing it…”
Ven/om: “no… I like watching you squirm…”
Edd/ie: “C-cmon man we’re in public…”
Ven/om: “I wonder if I…” (Internally his form grabs his bladder.)
Ed/die: “HNnn…!”
He grabs himself and runs behind a wall. Veno/m chuckles.
His form comes out and stares Edd/ie down with a wicked grin.
Ve/nom: “empty it… Frail human…”
Ed/die: (turning red) “n…No. It’s embarrassing…”
Ven/om: “Just this once…”
Ed/die: (raises his brows)
Ve/nom: “ok… This once in public.”
Ed/die: “that’s what I thought… I still can’t.”
Ven/om: “Come on…”
He squeezes Eddi.e’s bladder again and a small leak shows on his jeans.
Eddi/e: “Ggh! Bastard…”
Ed/die’s legs tremble and he huffs a desperate breath as his crotch and legs quickly become soaked and dark and the sound of hissing and pattering is audible. His eyes are shut and he has a wincing expression.
Ven/om’s grin widens.
Ed/die is still warm in the face and internally ven/om is amazed at how warm everything feels. Curiously his form gets close to Ed/die’s dripping thigh and takes a lick. Ed/die shudders.
Ve/nom: “I think I have a new snack…”
Ed/die: “ugh… Gross…”
Just then Ven/om overhears people coming towards where they’re hiding. quickly he takes form over Ed/die as Eddi/e has already started booking it.
Ven/om: “we need to run.”
Eddi/e: “yeah I noticed…!”
Ven/om: (chuckling) “wet legs… Wet shoes…”
Eddi/e: “shut up…”
Oh this is good 😍👀
NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale
Let’s get back to basics. Kinda funny we rename things like we’re outlaws that try to cover up there crimes!
why have i never known about orange
Orange was originally like…a PG-13 warning. You would tag orange for fics that stopped at making out. What you’re thinking of is “Grapefruit”. The scale goes as such: Orange (PG-13, basically making out like I said) - Lime (Non-explicit sexual actions, think an M rated fic instead of NC-17) - Lemon (explicit, graphic sex, the NC-17 fics) - Grapefruit (hardcore/weird stuff)
Reblogging for the citrus correction of orange and grapefruit
me: *takes a deep breath*
me: i lo-
anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants, we KNOW, you love omo you fucking love piss ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE PEE. WE GET IT.
favorite kind of entertainment: super serious characters accidentally pissing their pants and turning into sobbing flustered mess. bonus if someone sees.
Yee-haw🤠🤠
Uhm,,,it rained, oddly enough only on me, crazy h-huh? (X)
We straight vibing tonight bro🤙🏻
Even the ducks got a bit soggy ;^; (video link)
M-maybe they got a bit wet ;; (link to vid)
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