HERE YOU ARE

I am a very tall midget

[oneyeduck]

#zajecarac🍺 #zagrevanje

[oneyeduck]

Hungry

After smoking i was hungry. Got into my car and went to order a burger, payed and left. After one hour i realised that i forgot to TAKE FUCKING BURGER! but luckily the lady that works there saved burger when i come back

[murdes-deactivated20130420]

[ruinedchildhood]

Let’s just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Pooh has just shoved the equivalent of his own internal organs back into his body like it was no big deal.

[oneyeduck]

Brutal

[oneyeduck]

Hangover

One time, my dad and i were drinking Day after we were waiting for my mother to make diner. After 30min she asked us why are we watching turned off tv We didnt had an answer

[oneyeduck]

Monday

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When monday comes

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[oneyeduck]

It is...

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many people in Europe will be seeing snow for the first time this year?

[zoneblues]

things me and bats have in common

-smol -try to be scary but get scared by everything -bad vision -runs into walls often -awake at night -likes fruit -confused

[drrtylaundry]

-screams to communicate

[forestdwellingrat]

-clings to the walls

[oneyeduck]

DON’T DRINK AND TEXT!!!

[oneyeduck]

When someone ask me for gum.

[innapropriateauditionsongs]

Man, I am so pissed off with Larry!!!

ugh what did he do this time????

[oneyeduck]

Who is Larry?

[oneyeduck]

I belive in you!

[oneyeduck]

My motto is fish. Fuck it, shit happens.

[oneyeduck]

What I say: I'm going to bed

What I mean: I'm going to get in bed and mobile blog another 4 hours

[oneyeduck]

How the fk does this work?

[oneyeduck]

To all girls who use FB just for attention

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