[onealmond]

Yes.

[spaghetticharlie]

[neilcicierega]

If someone beats you up for being "cishet white male" and nothing else, is this okay? Did you deserve it?

what if the world was made of pudding

[suite-dee-reynolds]

[shanerozanov]

i’m on day fifteen of quarantine! there are no words.

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[audio transcription:] hoooOOOO hoohoohoOOo mnuuuunh….mmnnuuUUH mmhM RRKH—UuRGHgh SLLLURSCHGPFP—UHHHH AAAAAAAAAAA uUH OI! OI! OI! OI! OI! CHHHHHI! wuywaaAHy’h?! AAAAH. AAAAAAH! AA AAAAAAAAAAAAA—rwuhgh…uergahgh (eunw) mmhmm, mhmm chck—chckachckhaahh AH HA HA HA HA HA HA Hah! EEEEEEEAAH / UHd’LUd’LUd’LUH eAAWr! AAAWr! AAWr! Ssshchlghshchgh rrepgh hhoh ahhahahauRRR (aah!) UUhuhUrrRr 🎵ah AAH haaaaa🎶 🎵AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaeh-h🎶 [end audio transcription]

[ffiiissshhh]

There is a:

Spider

Spider

Spider

Deep in my:

Soul

Soul

[hoppip]

The real zeal

[worm-suggestion]

I like when dog wears its gay little vest.

It's called a harness? Oh, I don't give much a fuck.

[valtsv]

two trucks practicing social distancing

[valtsv]

ASDFGHJKLFGHJDSFHGA

[stjudy]

danny devito bathing in hand sanitizer in the gang gets quarantined was ahead of its time

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

my favorite “bad” lgbt rep:

bob from bob’s burgers

whatever the fuck is going on in it’s always sunny in philidelphia

those characters in classic lit that are gay but they aren’t but they are gay no they aren’t yes🙈

my lesbian OCs from when i was 12

like me as a living person

[tinymindstinythoughts]

I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy

[minicy]

Body by Mother Mother

[furrycyrus]

Modify by Lemon Demon

[oysters-aint-for-me]

Fic: Something Close to Extraordinary

Words: 23k

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Mac and Dennis

Incredible Artwork by: @wormsuckingidiot

Summary: Most of Mac's life has been by accident. After his father is arrested and sent to prison, Mac is left on his own to grow up, graduate high school, move out, get a job, and try his hardest not to fall in love with the wrong people. But after Dennis returns from North Dakota with Brian in tow and Mandy suddenly out of the picture, not falling in love proves harder than it’s ever been before. Oh god that’s so melodramatic. Basically it’s just your average friends-to-roommates-to-strangers-to-roommates-to-coparents-to-husbands-to-lovers story lol

Hi everyone this is my @iasipbigbang entry!!! I hope you like it! I’m so tired! Isn’t the art fuckin awesome?!?!?!? I’m like speechless it’s so good. This has been so much fun and so hard and I can’t wait to have time to read everyone else’s fics now!

[rodrickheffeley]

straight up vibing 🚬

[theabhorsen]

The Gang Does Stuff: The Gang + The Duster (ft the Waitress)

[31st]

what if i was the cowgirl and i came up to you at a bar and i said well aint you the prettiest thing i ever damn seen and then you blushed except you still havent come to terms with your sexuality so you were too scared to flirt back and i respect your boundaries and i also am intuitive type on the mbti test so i sense that you feel uncomfortable so i dont push any flirting and then as you are leaving (we formed a tentative friendship in this time) some dude comes and tries to flirt with you and its making you uncomfortable so i go up to him and say listen here partner why dont you amble off right about now and hes like get out the way shortie ans then i roll up my sleeves and he sees my cow wrangling muscles and instantly flushes and says sorry maam and walks away fast paced and i watch him to make sure he leaves and then look back at you and notice youre looking and me with a blush and then when you see me catch you staring you flush harder and look at the ground then i reach out and cup your cheek and say dont be shy darlin and then i write my number on your arm and say dont be a stranger now and you blush and get into your uber and go home to bed but you cant sleep you lie awake thinking of me and you dream of us kissing and then you text me a week later and we talk over text for a while and you start to realize you undeniably have feelings for me but youre scared because youve never had feelings for a girl before and you feel insecure that youre faking it or something but im understanding and i tell you you have as much time as you need and ill support and care about you no matter what and theres no rush for you to make any decision and a month after our first meeting i ask you out on a date to a fancy restaurant and you show up in a pretty dress and it takes my breath away and i cant stop staring at you the whole meal and thinking how beautiful you are and i pay for our meals and the tip and then we walk hand in hand i walk you back to your house and i say im real sweet on you you know and you blush and stare and me and i hold ur gaze and we look at eachother a little unsure but then you surge forward and kiss me and then we just stand there holding eachother until im like well i got to be going or ill miss the last train and we both laugh embarassed and then i kiss you one more time quickly and walk jauntily away cheerfully whistling a cowboy tune and you go inside and cant stop smiling

[corvophobia]

i am cruel, i am gentle, i can make you laugh