aw, sugar !

leora, 27 | anytime you want

[onigiray]

realised i don't post on here at all anymore but :] im seeing my chemical romance today and tomorrow yippee

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[snapcracklepop-myjoints]

"what if that homeless person you gave money to spends it on alcohol ???😱" first of all alcohol withdrawal kills people and if theyre not in a safe place to detox (unlikely if they dont have a fucking home) this is literally harm reduction. second of all if they are not in danger of withdrawal thats fine too because im not a little baby bitch who thinks people have to earn the right to have a fucking drink by passing the "must be this tall housed to ride" test. third of all i would have spent it on alcohol also. so now what.

[gloomyteens]

when you feel your clothes fresh out of the oven

[gloomyteens]

OKAY SO I REALIZED I USED OVEN INSTEAD OF DISHWASHER BUT I KINDA FORGOT WHAT IT WAS CALLED AND USED THE NEXT BEST GUESS I COULD THINK OF

[mallomallo-deactivated20141126]

It’s called a washing machine

[copyright98]

i think its a dryer like who would be feeling wet ass clothes

[1-800-fuckyou]

this post is a fucking train wreck

[wolygan]

Everyone here is dead and yet we continue to mock them.

[marlynnofmany]

So is King Taejong, who fell off his horse and said not to tell the historian. This is Tumblr tradition.

[harrytheehottie]

[kocurek1921-deactivated20260103]

Elliot Page has the chance to do the single funniest thing in the history of Hollywood.

[cowboyabunga]

this wasnt televised but it STILL happened. this person was tackled and detained after this for holding a flag in solidarity with people going through a genocide

[moonchildsfae]

the painful irony of kendrick starting the show off with “the revolution will be televised” and then fox/the nfl refusing to televise this.

[sappharic]

Take care of yourselves everyone 💚🏳️‍🌈

[psychotic-gerard]

assassination if youre american, arsearseination if youre british

[boycritter]

if you’re fat and physically disabled you might hear a little voice in your head saying you wouldn’t be disabled if you lost weight. this is actually the voice of the devil and you should not listen to him.

[pine-needle-scuffle]

this above literally all else, ok?

[teaboot]

T-shirt that says “I’m not the trans man, im the trans that manned up”. Is that anything

[the-uncanny-dag]

It should be "man that transed up", if we're talking the "dad that stepped up" thing

[teaboot]

I am shaking ur hand. Send it to the press boys

[videogamepolls]

Have you ever pulled an all-nighter (midnight to 6am) playing a game?

Yes

No

Voting ended onFeb 3, 2025

Requested by @driver270

[overlyspecificmcrmemes]

if i see a person refer to prison as an abbreviation of all letters (ex: ykwtdtgluip) im assuming you’re a post return fan

[puke-ur-gutz]

in this fandom we pick our favorite word from the title and throw the rest away

[queenofnots]

I was today years old when I learned the "main" in "horny on main" means main blog. I have gone all these years thinking it meant "main street" like just being unabashedly horny you'd do it on main street, just showin it off. I prefer my definition. Horny on main street, a porno spoof of a frank capra film.

[thethirtyproject444]

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

[loathsome-jr]

[kirkwahmmett-deactivated2025052]

yo 44 year Old man please let Me bite You