'Cheeseburger In fucking Paradise' - Gerard Way

ghoul / 20s / minors dni / ao3

[setulose]

AO3 Collection - Rules/FAQ - Tagged

Submissions are currently: STALLED (here's what that means—you can still submit donation proof and prompts!)

Pint count (updated 11/14/2025): 10

The premise is simple: I will write you bespoke My Chemical Romance porn in exchange for blood donation. Yes, really.

Make sure to read the rules/FAQ, but here's the gist: after a successful blood donation, submit dated proof (with your identifying information censored) by DMing me or emailing me at [email protected]. Include the details of your fic request—be as vague or specific as you like! I'll start working on it and deliver it to you once it's complete.

[yaoimothman]

Can you stake my heart?

[angstics]

Kill all directors

[2hide4you]

majestic ray toro in the wind

[headshotheaven]

i understand where you're coming from ma'am but the amulet has been nothing but civil throughout all of this

[probuccalfat]

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

[rosaryscented]

she’s literally digging into his skin we all have to die

[steelycunt]

deeply disturbed by people who dont value crispiness in their food. potatoes cookies bacon....if it doesnt crunch its not my lunch

[slimedryer]

i hope the journal factory is never rebuilt

[gerardwayjigglephysics]

thought about 2019rard in the ranger panties/pool boy mansion fit and started convulsing

[gerardwayjigglephysics]

I need you

[rabbitkinglune777]

cool. another black child died in a hate crime

[rabbitkinglune777]

South Carolina jury finds store owner not guilty of murder in killing of Black teen | CNN

A South Carolina jury on Monday found a store owner not guilty of murder in the 2023 shooting of a Black 14-year-old.

apparently the murder happened in 2023 after doing some research but the murderer has been found not guilty.

black children get murdered and become victims of hate crimes every fucking day. this is ridiculous

[rabbitkinglune777]

im posting this here despite the website being extremely white centered, I want people to understand how in this country it's basically ok to murder and victimize black people, especially women and children in the name of "self defense" and white America will reward you for your antiblackness.

[bigopenspaces]

South Carolina teen falsely accused of shoplifting fatally shot by store owner: Police

A South Carolina gas station owner was charged with murder on Monday after allegedly shooting and killing a 14-year-old boy he believed was

[omtai]

Party rock is in the mouse tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make you lose your mind we just wanna hear ya … squeak that

[killrockstar]

i can also imagine myself in a like cain & abel situation with tim kasher

[killjoyhistory]

SING

Black-and-white film photography taken by Claire Vogel.

Sources: 1 2 3

[theaterard]

we have to do something

like nothing on the entire planet has EVER been that funny girl… like i tell her to stand up but she can’t because she left her snail trail on the chair

[gerardwayjigglephysics]

I think anything would be funny to her when it's this bad

[smeagles]

:) !

[wheel-of-fish]

Saturday, June 6, 2026 • 9 p.m. EST

Fish's 300th and final stream—STOLLEBOOT

I'm usually pretty decisive about what to stream, but this one eluded me for weeks. How do you cap off 300 nights of shared memories and shenanigans and collective suffering? You can't. Not meaningfully, anyway. What you CAN do is have a party and watch the most ridiculous option possible.

Stolleboot is a brilliantly seamless edit by @cowardtranslation that stars beloved jack of all trades JEREMY STOLLE as the Phantom, JEREMY STOLLE as Raoul, JEREMY STOLLE as Passarino, and JEREMY STOLLE as Piangi.

As always, the stream will be on cy.tube and shy anons are welcome. For more info, please see the Saturday Streams FAQ! Link and password will be posted here at 8:45.

Remember to follow @from-aldebaran for stream posts going forward!