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they’re so cute when they’re not trying to eat people honestly

#OUT OF CHARA / sitting there without a care she started up her last dinner #i need to update this blog with their new faceclaim but i love the #*them

classsymemes

a comprehensive list of scenarios

feel free to combine multiple prompts or add “ + reverse ” to switch roles ! for reference, the one sending in the prompt is the one committing the action.

1. GUEST : for one muse to offer the other a place to stay. 2. STORM : for both muses to find shelter from a severe storm. 3. MEDIC : for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured. 4. SURPRISE : for one muse to come home and find the other already inside. 5. TRIP : for both muses to road trip or travel together. 6. BABYSIT : for one muse to help the other home while they’re drunk. 7. INSOMNIA : for one muse to find the other still awake at 3am. 8. AMBUSH : for both characters to come under attack by the same enemy. 9. DANCE : for one muse to ask the other to dance at a party. 10. STRANDED : for one muse to help the other who’s stranded on the road. 11. SERVICE : for one muse to cover the cost of something for the other. 12. SAFEGUARD : for one muse to save the other from being hit by a vehicle or from some other life-threatening event. 13. DAZE : for one muse to wake somewhere and find the other hovering over them. 14. STOWAWAY : for one muse to find the other hiding on the same ship. 15. TAXI : for both muses to share the same taxi ride. 16. MAKEOVER : for one muse to help the other with a new outfit or hairstyle. 17. LIFEGUARD : for one muse to rescue the other from drowning. 18. DISASTER : for both muses to work together to escape a fire, flood, or other disaster. 19. TRANSIT : for one muse to sit next to the other on a public transport. 20. SPRAIN : for one muse to carry the other after spraining their ankle. 21. EMPLOY : for one muse to be hired as the other’s bodyguard, tutor, assistant, etc. 22. QUEST : for one muse to help the other with a task in exchange for compensation. 23. SOOTHE : for one muse to calm the other during a panic attack. 24. RECOVER : for one muse to return the other’s lost belonging. 25. UMBRELLA : for one muse to share their umbrella with the other on a rainy day. 26. HEAL : for one muse to nurse the other back to health from a sickness or injury. 27. NIGHTMARE : for one muse to comfort the other after a nightmare. 28. REUNION : for one muse to run into the other again after a long time. 29. PRIZE : for one muse to win the other a prize at a carnival. 30. NUDE : for one muse to walk in on the other while they’re changing. 31. BED : for both muses to wake in the same bed, naked or fully clothed. 32. TRAIL : for one muse to notice the other has been following them. 33. EVADE : for one muse to pull the other into an alleyway to escape their pursuer. 34. THIEF : for one muse to confront the other after having something stolen by them. 35. CAUGHT : for one muse to walk in on the other singing / dancing. 36. FESTIVE : for both muses to decorate for a special occasion. 37. PRESENT : for one muse to give the other a (birthday) gift. 38. WEARY : for one muse to wake up after falling asleep on the other. 39. CAPTIVE : for one muse to hold the other against their will. 40. SNAP : for one muse to yell at or push the other out of frustration. 41. SLEEPOVER : for one muse to stay the night at the other’s place. 42. TRESPASS : for one muse to trespass on the other’s property. 43. BREAK-IN : for one muse to discover the other robbing their place. 44. MERCY : for both muses to come across an injured animal. 45. UNKNOWN : for both muses to wake and find themselves in a strange place. 46. ACCOMPLICE : for one muse to assist the other at the scene of a crime. 47. ASTRAY : for both muses to take a detour and lose their way. 48. RELAX : for both muses to share a hot tub or hot spring. 49. MUSE : for one muse to model for the other’s art project. 50. ACCOMPANY : for one muse to give the other an extra ticket to an event. 51. SALVAGE : for one muse to retrieve the other’s belongings from a thief. 52. MEAL : for both muses to prepare and share a meal together. 53. CEMETERY : for one muse to find the other at a gravestone. 54. REFUGE : for one muse to shelter the other from enemies. 55. ARRANGED : for both muses to date or marry out of convenience. 56. FAVOR : for one muse to owe the other a favor. 57. VACATION : for both muses to book the same hotel on vacation. 58. DEFEND : for one muse to save the other from one or multiple assailants. 59. CATCH : for one muse to return the other’s pet that escaped. 60. RESTRICTED : for both muses to sneak into someplace they’re not supposed to be.

#MEMES / in a vile mansion begins another last dinner

new faceclaim for oni, along with updated icons! psd by reverierph and border by paletterph!

#OUT OF CHARA / sitting there without a care she started up her last dinner

‘ you can’t kill me, i’m a bad bitch. ’

#ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ † dash commentary #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack #as they say this to one of the two people who actually ends up killing them in canon LOLOL

‘ FUCK OFF, THESE ARE MY BRAIN CELLS! STEAL CIARA’S OR SOMETHING! ’

#ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ † dash commentary #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack #too lazy for blockquotes now #but anyway oni says cici has too many since she runs a whole support tech company so steal hers instead LOLOL

shinrci replied to your post “‘ since when did i become the disposal unit for you idiots? deal with...”

kaida vc: you've always been the disposal unit for everything you stupid gremlin. don't even lie :///

‘ i mean, i guess that’s true. but you gotta admit, it’s weird to volunteer to get in my stomach. also it takes the fun out of it. i’d rather just hunt you down. ’

#shinrci #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack #oni vc: let me hunt you for sport then i'll take your offer

‘ since when did i become the disposal unit for you idiots? deal with your problems yourselves. ’

#ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ † dash commentary #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack #they say as if they wouldn't want kaida's quirk for destructive purposes lolol #oni vc: deal with your emotional bullshit yourself; i don't want that on my literal plate #DFJKDHKKGHLFGJL

shinrci:

“Eat shit and die, Gluttony. You’re just the first, anyway.”

‘ when did you get so damn insubordinate? no wonder ryuuji wanted you dead. also you’re going to fail at trying to kill literally anyone else. especially pride. so have fun dying yourself. ’

#shinrci #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ † main verse #ᴇᴠᴇʀʏʙᴏᴅʏ ᴡʜᴏ ʙᴇᴛʀᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴘᴀʏ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀᴠʏ ᴘʀɪᴄᴇ † arc 04 #THE SALT #they're so pissed and i hate them

‘ talk about a lame way to die. and i didn’t even get to eat either of them! ’

#ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ † dash commentary #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #shinrci #hi hello i'm lurking but #oni's pissed that they were killed by a whole traitor and the banshee they've wanted to eat for years sdklmglkmrh

‘ bold of you to assume i’m not happy about my gremlin status, wrath. it makes me fun. ’

#ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ † dash commentary #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack #i only have energy for shitposts apparently skmdkgdm #i'm sorry i'll be actually active soon

oniihitokuchi

i’m supposed to be doing valentine’s day asks for kit’s blog but consider this idea that came to me very suddenly: kny verse oni but they’re a former lower moon

#i'm still thinking about this by the way #what did they do to get stripped of their rank?#working on that too but like #what if... cannibalizing other demons... :thinking:#SDFKSFKARKG #ask to tag.

strcydxgs replied to your post “‘ bold of you all to assume i care about my health though. you guys do...”

Yuuya vc: ...never forget to brush your teeth before getting any lip action with me...

‘ aw, but sweetie, i always remember to do that! i’m not that gross, after all! ’

#strcydxgs #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack #ᴅᴇᴠᴏᴜʀ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ † main verse #REHTUKDLHF i cannot BELIEVE #but also i can

‘ bold of you all to assume i care about my health though. you guys do remember that i eat people regularly, right? shouldn’t you be glad i’m eating something that isn’t a human for once? also, it’ll take a lot more than that to kill me. ask the banshee bitch and miss wrath, they know. ’

#ᴛᴏᴅᴀʏ ɪs ᴀ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ᴍᴇɴᴜ † dash commentary #ᴀ ʟᴀsᴛ ɢʀᴜᴇsᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴇᴀʟ † ic #i hate you oni. i really do #smflkgmlks #ɪғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴄʜᴇᴡ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅɪsʜᴇs † crack