girl... help!

lets hope things will get better (pfp (2141) and header (2192) from ava's demon and edited by me)

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[kabber]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[sashimi55]

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

[dambiex]

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[mazzakr]

this frame from krusty krab training video is so underrated to me why does nobody talk about it

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop

[blond-shell]

[babushkaat]

[t-800]

[punkrock-bottom]

[hollow-head]

"who do you self insert as when you read?"

This is me when I read:

[qqchurch]

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[pissvortex]

I took her to my mouse hole then I squeaked it

[dorothylarouge]