CEO of Onions(chilled)

Stats (by level): Health: 20 Wisdom: 50 Common sense: 11 Coping skills: 3 Furry: 100.1 Prounouns: He/Him Age: [minor] swearing: yes~~I am an artist whom just wants to cause chaos. American, but I tend to use British spellings randomly.

[onionsparenthesischilled]

Remake of intro post!

Hey, hi, hello! It's me! James/Spades/Orion. I go by he/him!!! I'm in, um, MULTIPLE fandoms, and I am entirely open to messing around :3

I am a minor!!

Commissions :3 (none rn, working on smth, and my parents are maybe letting me get cashapp)

My strawpage!!1!

Toyhouse!!

The 'tube

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#🫀 real to me - fictional crush tag, feel free to block.

List of other blogs-

@vapor-j unreality pokeblog

@learningfrenchslenderman LF

@sunderwoman Sunny, she's a bit funky

@slender-clubowner Naga!

@malware-learningfrenchslender MaLF m'they-dy

@orions275art275alt Alt blog for only art!

@stuckintheempires ESMP posting alt

@ask-crafters WIP ask blog i repeat, WIP!

@livingthenightmare2 Tomodachi Life LTD

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Ref sheet!

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List of names:

James, Orion or Spade(s) (That's me!)

Axo (NOT ME!! My sibling) Any prns

Ashlynn (ALSO NOT ME!! Our cousin(not her actual name)) She/Her

[emobricosss]

Happy pride month!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[leathersys]

SIgh

[lybelulacony]

I just made some buuuuuuullshiiit

[eggotchi-deactivated20260513]

"are you tme or tma?" im nonbinary "okay.. well are you amab or afab?" pretty sure i was assigned a baby at birth "uh.. well do you have periods or not?" i have periods where i have no tolerance for binary ppl that ask me invasive and stupid questions, does this help? "just tell me what's in ur pants so i know if i should hate u or not!" a deadly lazer that is about to strike u down if u don't gtf away from me

[whatisamildopinion]

'rocky learns to swear in english' is great and all but have we considered the equally hilarious alternative: rocky makes grace a little harmonica so he can use tone indicators in eridian, does not realize how terrible of a mistake this is until it's too late. grace catches onto tone indicators FAST and he is DEVASTATING with their application. grace does not use eridian swears but rocky gets to hear "are we choosing kind words" and "I'm not mad I'm just disappointed" in eridian roughly thirty times per day

[manyblinkinglights]

#grace figures out Disappointed Teacher tone indicators in less than twenty four hours#the first time he uses it rocky is suddenly shaking with flashbacks to being a 30yo eridian in school#pov you are stuck in deep space and your middle school teacher alien roommate has just figured out how to scold you in your native language#rocky is a mechanic. they are immune to being cussed out but the Teacher Voice works on them solidly seven times out of ten#when the beatles get back to earth stratt watches the hail mary footage and every time rocky cringes as grace harmonicas at him#she's like 'ahhhhhh the teacher voice <3 I do miss that'#because when he was still on earth stratt would sometimes sicc grace on members of the phm team#because sometimes the Disappointed Teacher Voice was more effective than the Angry Boss Voice

[huffylemon]

damn ok lake superior

[songsofwaterandnight]

Ok yeah that lake is superior

[official-michigan-posts]

official michigan post

[sushiisiu]

ryan gosling kawaii kaiwai

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[brightlotusmoon]

[no-one-offical]

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[wildernessflavoredjellybean-dea]

America is absolutely disconnected to meat

I think I realized this when I had went to see my dad and stepmom one day and asked if I could place my hawk’s food. (A rabbit leg) in the freezer. My step mom was disgusted by the idea that a leg from an animal was in the freezer meanwhile an entire chicken was sitting in the fridge.

Your rotisserie chicken is an entire chicken.

Your pork chop is a hunk of pig.

Your rack of ribs are from a cow’s rib cage.

It’s like Americans view meat as colorful red and pink hued shapes that just exist and come into the world packaged.

You see so many people getting harassed or even having their content flagged for showing how to process or field dress meat when it’s at it’s freshest. Right after culling. For some reason this is considered “gore” by many folks when in reality it’s no more different from plucking a processed chicken after cull.

You also notice that Americans have an idea of what’s normal meat and what isn’t normal meat and there’s racist undertones that I’ve noticed in a lot of these comments left on foreign cooking videos

You have people that claim a video of a man in a different country preparing something like this is “eating a dog.” Meanwhile this is roasted goat.

You have people who’s only perception of an edible fish is in fillet or fish stick form and they call something like this nasty because “Eww there’s a head!” Yeah.. most animals have heads..

Some of ya’ll need to realize what your meat looks like prior to processing and that it’s prepared in different ways. We also need to erase the stigma behind non traditional meats.

[sevdoesnotexist]

Truly, genuinely, as an indigenous person I talk about this exact thing a LOT! Like, don't get me wrong I get a bit squicked when dressing a chicken or gutting and cleaning a fish, lord knows I had really mixed feelings the first time I saw a deers throat slit (I thought it was cruel, until my elder asked me if I would have preferred to let it suffer instead) The truth of the matter is that animals and humans are intertwined. We are food to one another, that's the way of the world and I think people forget that when we champion for humane treatment of animals and when we rail against factory farming we need to remember that removing death is not the goal, removing undue suffering it.

[bismuthfool]

what if. phm. but Grace is LITERALLY an angel

of course he has a simple human form. people don't even know that he's an angel

Rocky is terrified and has no idea what an angel is

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you have no idea how much self control i used to not make an "i hardly know her" joke here

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[thecherrieo]

Bloodymary….

[lavender-pez]

they have wormed their way into my head

[classichorrorblog]

Jason Voorhees - Born June 13, 1946 - Friday The 13th

[the-pinkopaque]

[dogpuppy]

[apparentlyhuman]

Jealous

[bismuthfool]

Oh, Mary, full of grace, receive the bloodied sufferer into your arms

I really wanted to show how I see what is happens to bloodymary right after the moment when Grace takes Simon from the bloody ocean I feel like I want it to be creepy and disturbing.

oh no, who's that standing against the wall in the last frame? It seems like while Rocky sleeps, Grace will survive the real Ripley-trying-to-survive-on-the-ship-with-Alien experience