your bones are never dry inside your body

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[hispartyinvite]

making mystic messenger memes in the big year 2026

[ewaneneollav]

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

[tiredofyourcutelittle]

[bipolarfujoshi]

[carebewear]

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

[schistcity]

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that's really really beautiful but i'm always thinking about the first "she x on my y til i z" being "she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge" and the first "fork found in kitchen" coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

[schistcity]

EXACTLY.

[schistcity]

a small collection

[swagg1ttarius]

divine intervention where my guardian angel just beats the shit outta me

[teratocrat]

without girl tummy we would be nothing. without girl tummy we would be sooo fucked.

[gothicwill]

Still think this is the funniest Hannibal post I’ve ever seen

[deauce-liu]

[soupexpertt]

He is so unfazed by this point. The wind? Sure, let's take a look.

Same energy as:

I love them

[andersonartist]

You all i need..

[ottrauva]

KIM KITSURAGI — The lieutenant pressed his nose against the thumb on his open palm and fell into thought. You couldn't take your eyes off his hands: chiseled and thin, they had a mysterious tenderness in them. In a few more seconds, he would put on his gloves again and the mystery will disappear behind them, leaving only coldness and professionalism.

[nurveart]

Jump liutenant, jump!

[catchymemes]

[tgirl-thucydides]

my parents trying to figure out what to get me for christmas