Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
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Imagine the level of whimsy I could reach if I just had $5M in my bank account rn
happy pride! bisexual mia fey! 🌈
Forever obsessed with the way The Great Ace Attorney introduces one of it's primary game mechanics as "a dance", as in a verbal jockeying, an collaborative argumentative of sorts. And then you keep playing and it becomes increasingly implied that the characters are performing full on broadway musical numbers over corpses. There's even a tapdancer.
JUNE!!
BROTHER
My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.
"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone
"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.
back on my bg3 bullshit
the "my favorite character did nothing wrong" mindset is completely unappealing to me because i love thinking about all the things my favorite characters did wrong
I return!
it gets to a point that is just weirder if they didn't fuck
you did all this and it was not even because you wanted to bang him? weirdo
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
we all love dynamics that remind us of the moon and the sun but I am baffled by the lack of love for dynamics that are reminiscent of the moon and the EARTH.
I am so full of life but you are the reason my tides have a rhythm. you are the reason my oceans are brimming with life. you are the reason I can see the light in myself even when it all seems dark and you are the reason my orbit is stable and my seasons make sense. do you see it
Moon has scars from meteors that would’ve otherwise hit us
AOAOIUUHHH. NOBODY TALK TO ME
new gf: lemme see what games you have on your switch…. Oh great Ace attorney?? Wait is that like a prequel to the Ace attorney trilogy
me, trying so hard to be normal: yeah haha. it’s. really good. :)
I’ve already admitted to her I’m writing a fucking odyssey of a fanfiction I think next time I’m gonna tell her it’s for this specific game and then make her guess what the ship is
her, trying to figure out who compelled the witnesses in 1-1 to lie about seeing the Englishwoman: “I dunno. This professor dude is suspicious I don’t trust him.”
me: “and you shouldn’t. but maybe try examining the evidence again.”
he pisses me off so bad. 2 minutes into the first case he shows up and makes this face and I just have to pretend he hasn’t been living in my head rent free for over a year lest the person I’m watching do a blind playthrough gets any ideas about him
“yeah I’ve written 200k words from the POV of Susato’s dad” - things that make you sound fucking insane to anyone who hasn’t reached 2-4
he pisses me off so bad. 2 minutes into the first case he shows up and makes this face and I just have to pretend he hasn’t been living in my head rent free for over a year lest the person I’m watching do a blind playthrough gets any ideas about him