[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[mynorthernattitude]

sorry, i can't come my clothes look fcking stupid on me

[thememedaddy]

[tentacleteapot]

this could be the snart of something big

[rhodabotics]

this could be the snort of something pig

[theehorsepusssy]

[citoyen-rouge]

[segamascott]

[enki2]

[captain-price-returns]

Literally cartoonishly evil.

[weirdness-is-good]

[imthehuggernaut]

Wtf does Tumblr think I want to buy

[only-trash-can]

Wait, but what if used for poppers and lube? 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[captain-price-returns]

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[depsidase]

[only-trash-can]

Katy Perry communing with nature on her last album.

[outofcontextgarf]

[coolerdracula]

[juniepops]

Girlfriend: "when we have sex tonight can you be normal and not talk like the English dub of a Nintendo Direct"

Me: "of course baby"

Me two hours later: "We hope you're looking forward to scissoring, fingering, and licking your way to an orgasm as soon as this presentation ends. But for now, that's all the time we have"