local cryptid

west coast canada 🍁 gamer 👾 plant dad 🌱 @bingobangobrando 💖

[mouchefska]

pov: you’re coming to cathedral cove with me

[mouchefska]

to the apologetic american anon:

thank you and i will consider your request 😘

[mouchefska]

nooooooo don’t assign me a content label i’m innocent of all tumblr crimes

[mouchefska]

really tho, does tumblr still turn people blurry or do you just have to assume your entire blog is labelled

[mouchefska]

nooooooo don’t assign me a content label i’m innocent of all tumblr crimes

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[explorerrowan]

The fact that they even act like there is a choice is a travesty. Climate goals mean fewer people dying of heat stroke. AI data centers mean... vague notions of computing power over rival nations? Do the climate goals! The planet is on fucking FIRE! How is this a fucking choice?

[mouchefska]

it’s not just Europe either, in Canada our supposedly more politically left government pretty much immediately scrapped any attempt to meet our climate goals in favour of AI data centres and oil pipelines. when questioned about it the prime minister had this to say:

"We can't afford to restrain the growth of an important part of our energy mix, oil and gas, to meet a short-term goal”

the short term goal, of course, being the climate action plan put in place by his own party under the previous prime minister.

meanwhile millions of hectares of forest burn

i fucking hate it here 🙃

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[mouchefska]

it’s humpday and i’ve been such a good boy this week

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all time tumblr moment for me was when Overwatch was relevant and i made a post like “idc about team balance i opened the Junkrat game to play Junkrat” and someone was very seriously like “it’s people like you who got Trump elected”.

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[ratcandy]

Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

[humanoidhistory]

Space art from the sketchbook of Robert McCall. Courtesy of the University of Arizona Museum of Art.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

"Mario Mario" is an anachronism. He and his brother were only ever referred to by mononyms in their lifetime, like most residents of the Mushroom Kingdom at the time - multi-part names were typically reserved for members of the Toadstool dynasty, and even these were more like titles or Roman cognomina than what we would call a surname today. His putative ennoblement as founder of the "House of Mario" came centuries later as the collapsing feudal order sought additional sources of legitimacy

[prokopetz]

#mushroom kingdom folklore says that he sleeps beneath a warp pipe to arise in the time of the kingdom's greatest need #he's definitely shown up a few times but it's hard to tell if he has risen from the dead or is just in the middle of some time travel shit #historians hate him.

[r2x2]

The Amnesty International report that JK Rowling is trying to censor through legal threats.

It can also be found on Google Drive here and on Bluesky here.

[cbarc]

Please save and share this info where possible. This report has since been removed by Amnesty International due to legal threats of libel from JK Rowling. This information is no longer easily accessible.

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[pmamtraveller]

"alligator lizards in the air" by mendezmendez

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mrsterlingeverything]

[goopydad]

A wretched little horse is washed away.😈

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')

[felassan]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"

like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause

[deoxoid]

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

[manyblinkinglights]

#feminist retelling