[smallwelshmonastery-deactivated]

joanna newsom at one of the tendler-mulaney samberg-newsom gatherings: john, emily dickinson was a lesbian

[novalillies]

when my brain manages to pump out some dopamine

[trainthief]

literally the only 2 good movies ever made were princess diaries and devil wears prada yet you guys still have the BRASS to hate anne hathaway. and for what? 

[letecatiina]

[blacktopmojos-deactivated201903]

the holy trinity

[rooeymara]

Everything happens for a reason. 

Black Mirror, Hang The DJ (2017) dir. Timothy Van Patten

[onlydogforgives]

me: *wakes up and immediately reads the latest garfield strip in the newspaper*

me, laughing audibly: FUNNY!

me: *goes back to sleep for the next 23 hours and 57 minutes*

[creedthoughtddotgov]

john mulaney’s new in town is getting taken off netflix 12/31 I’m going to

[creedthoughtddotgov]

today is the last day to watch john mulaney’s new in town on netflix get ready to

[black-0rpheus]

“Nobody wins when the family feuds.” JAY Z in “Family Feud” (dir. Ava DuVernay)

Starring: Michael B. Jordan, Trevante Rhodes, Thandie Newton, Emayatzy Corinealdi, Omari Hardwick, Jessica Chastain, David Oyelowo, America Ferrera, Storm Reid, Brie Larson, Rosario Dawson, Rashida Jones, Mindy Kaling, Constance Wu, Niecy Nash, Susan Kelechi Watson, Janet Mock, Henry Sanders, Irene Bedard, Blue Ivy Carter, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter

[dailystrangerthings]

[sculptureoflimitations-deactiva]

- Part of my job is to help you be realistic.

- Yeah. Seems like everyone’s job.

Lady Bird (Greta Gerwig, 2017)

[the-timeless-children]

Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill behind the scenes on Star Wars

[avatarmerida]

Blessed images

[landed-aristocracy]

Visit Original Link

[sweetsteeths]

person: hey you ok?

me, dissociating: 

[dashcon]

How big is the ball pit area going to be?

I don’t know the exact dimensions right now, okay

[mayflame15]

[onlydogforgives]

if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

[brittany-snow]